Canada also gave us Rush, Neil Young, Bryan Adams and Diana Krall, so stand the fuck up.

So cool to see the word “white” transformed into an all-purpose insult! Y’all are doing great work in ending racial prejudice.

Yeah, I think this guy was a racist, sexist pig mainly. There are tons of bipolar people who would never hurt a fly or only pose a danger to themselves. Let’s call him what he is.

I love how letting your dick run your train of thought always gets boiled down to bad judgement.

“Sorta makes one yearn for the quiet days when Portman was hanging with her hottie dancer husband and recovering from gestating both her first Oscar and a child, doesn’t it?”

Hey, weird anecdata alert: I AM a woman in her early thirties and I DON’T want to see remakes of things I loved when I was a teen. I prefer to just watch the things I loved when I was a teen. Turns out movies aren’t perishables and they don’t go rancid.

Tongue-sticking-out-winky-face emoji is easily one of the LEAST sexy emojis.

wait does all sexting look this bad when youre not in the moment

I love Return to Oz. I like to think she learned how to be creepy as fuck from that.

I’d have been looking for a new high priestess who actually better understood the ethics behind the Rede than yours obviously did. The saddest part is that she still could have gotten their money while dispelling the wrong ideas they got from the movie.

And yet Gary Oldman is venerated as an actor’s actor.

She is lovely but about as scary as a mince pie.

I could look at the “he’s sorry” gif all day

OMG, I so badly wanted to be part of a witchy, goth, girl-gang.

They will not find a teen as scary and committed as Fairuza.

So in one hand, the doctor is holding a picture of turd in a microwave, and in the other hand, he’s holding up a poster for the upcoming remake of the wonderful ninetiestastic film, “The Craft.” Which is which?

This spell's disaster witch-ever way you cast it.