My husband and I are shopping for acreage to put our trailer on and eventually build on and you know it’s mostly for the extra space for our hobbies.

But also this. And I am not even American.

I reserved some using a temporary fake email addy. Whole bunch of Twitterworld is doing this. Who knows if it’ll really make any difference, but it felt brutishly satisfying.

Trump’s signature forms little hood shapes. Hmm.

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

fake news

This is the trending story on FB? Really, America? Not the fact that the ACA will be repealed thanks to the 227 assholes we call House Republicans?

I did that for a long time afterwards. Now, I just toss my bloody super plus tampons in the trash and however they land is wherever they stay. Once or twice our dog has gotten into the bathroom trash, and I’ve seen my husband wrestle a bloody tampon from the mouth of the dog with his bare hands, super chill. I married…

All of this. My dad never tripped but he had 3 girls and a wife and 3 sisters so I thought it was just him.

“(they’re woke but not like super woke)“

One of the ways I can always tell a man who has utter contempt for women is if he says, “Women dress for other women.” My dad said this, my ex-BIL said this, both assholes in their own right. Um, no, we don’t. But thanks.

Same here. I’d ask if our moms went to the same school, but I think this is just the School of Life we’re talking about here. Everybody had to learn not to offend some man or other, usually starting with dear ol’ squeamish dad.

What? It’s GARBAGE. Who goes rooting through other people’s garbage? And who cares what someone else puts in the garbage, come to that?

I shave my head and started bleaching my eyebrows this year. People ask me if I have cancer all the time. But no, I’m just a hot-ass alien.

My mom had told my sister and I to “bury” the evidence. To make an effort to hide the wrapper / pad in the garbage can under other garbage, if it is empty, crumple some extra tissues and place them on top, etc. All because it would “disgust” men to see it. I still find myself doing this, even though I know its…

(Most) men are so easily offended by the mere sight of a pad or tampon, it’s ridiculous. Where else should you have put them? In you purse? They only like to acknowledge vaginas when it’s convenient for them, so when they’re horny. But I can understand your reaction, I used to be like that until a couple of years ago…

“Screw them and their entitlement to how I should look.”

If he’s not mature enough to handle his roommate talking about his sex life, then he’s not mature enough for sex.

Whenever I read a frothy article that’s all ‘Here are the top ten things in women’s fashion that men hate’, I just want to do everything on the list as a reminder that I do not exist for anybody’s boner. It’s that level of pettiness that led to me cutting off all of my hair after a boyfriend told me he didn’t want me…

Vanity keeps me from throwing away my makeup and sanity keeps me from, as I often feel the repugnant urge, breaking the mirror with the surface of my own face and leaving us both cracked open. But I also can’t deny my current impulse to become as ugly and unlikeable as I can, merely to serve as constant reminder of…