After Matt Damon mainsplained Effie Brown to explain ‘diversity’ to her, I have no respect for his point of view on anything ever when it comes to diversity and identity.

I have to say, as much as I’m not a huge Matt Damon on diversity fan, I trust Zhang Yimou on this one.

I have had roses for about ten days now and they are just starting to go a bit ragged and I have never once looked at them and thought about the inevitability of death. I am pleased with my shallowness.

Let the kid wear the dinosaur shoes outside FFS. You just said life is too short.

are you telling me I stuck all that stuff up my bum for nothing?

Damnit.

Legit lol.

I just had to explain to a Trump voter the concept of a zero-sum game.

I am dying and then being brought back to life by this comment every time I read it. This is Comment of the Year material. Jez, GET ON IT.

I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea when I say that Carey’s life reminds me of what I imagine would happen if a magical fairy suddenly gave Miss Piggy sentience, and a woman’s body.

Never thought Mariah Carey would look like Aubrey Plaza.

Please someone tell Aubrey Plaza this!! I can only imagine what she would do as Mariah Carey. It would be a bright spot in a cold, dark world.

then i’m gonna go out on a limb and say that rich is mipolar.

I have no idea. She even said her past jobs were just waiting tables and retail. She doesn’t even meet the no-boyfriend requirement.

If I were Stella, I wouldn’t want to be seen. Scary.

Best. Aubrey Plaza. Impersonator. Evah.

I’m so glad that someone else thought that this was Aubrey

Never thought Mariah Carey would look like Aubrey Plaza.

the most remarkably disingenuous part of all of this? stella putting her hand up to the camera in that clip, as if she didn’t want be seen. this entire series only exists because she relentlessly campaigned mariah into making it, so she could be seen.

was not what I wanted to see this Sunday morning.