Dammit, I answered the wrong comment. I immediately knew that that guy was a little creepy.

I would absolutely hate it if you hated me, but I feel like Serena is infinitely more culturally relevant then ts. Not everyone respects ts music or it’s extraordinarily fortunate origins. But....

Your comment gave me the absolute creeps as I envisioned being trapped in Emporer Evilderp’s mansion only to escape and be corralled by his monster henchman. Gah.

Unfortunately, he is the original deplorable who wove the basket:

He was not a great guy but he had quite an interesting story. He educated his cousin to join the exact audit firm that would check on his business and then they counted empty boxes. It was a fascinating scam of the time.

Everything is about to get a little more bizarre for you:

I feel like I have known him all of my life like Carol Burnette, Steve Martin, Lily Tomlin, Bill Murray, and a handful of others.

EXACTLY!

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How many $millions would they have to pay you to be the world’s biggest incest joke, for life? Also, your family name is ruined and thus all of your brands are tarnished. How much $?

It was the sweet little Marilyn Munster’s birthday and she thought steak and puddles of mayo sauce would be enough, she apologized to everyone profusely.

I recently went to a Japanese restaurant where the other side of the table was (Literally! & Figuratively!) to the right. I knew something was up when they asked to “Change the (Asian) music or at least turn it down”. Our worst fears of communal dining realized, right here. 

That pussy has been grabbed enough times, thank you.

We are talking about the leader of the free world here, shouldn’t we ask for just a little bit more from our commander-in-chief?

Yeah and Funky Derp Medina ain’t never gonna be president from behind the wall ain’t she......?

I agree! More flow and most believable fake science!

I believe that there is a huge emotional component to any great belief in any religion.

Absolutely!