I never knew how to express my ♡ for your comments, juxtaposed with my ♥ to squish your avatar with my mindfist, but here it is....

Shout out to all the ‘80s kids that were only allowed to see Robin Williams or Goldie Hawn movies by themselves!

I laughed out fucking loud at this headline.

then make a goofy face

I am so deeply disappointed at any business that I frequent that plays fox. (I’m lookin at youse guys, Jersey Mike’s...) Doctor’s offices are particularly worrysome as I wonder what values this person has in reference to women’s care if EVERY TV is playing fox in their reception area. : (

It is apparently not banned by the IOC, as all of the medical records were submitted and then subsequently hacked. Some actual Medical Doctors, at some point, made a decision that this medication should be allowed.

It seems that all of humanity can be broken down into just a few groups: the genuine gems, the middle-meh, and Sauron’s endless army of horrendous orcs, such as this.

Please do not misundertand me!

What, exactly, was it, that he was trying to find then?

Please allow our grandmas to explain Madonna:

(From my ‘Garnet Edition’ Samsung. He came imbedded with ruby red sparkles and a free jacket) This has nothing to do with my real name. I love the idea that my computer orders my lunch. My own R2 unit.

Ok, please dismiss this by 4:20 so I can go smoke:

I would love to send you my favorite nowhere, bullshit email that I order cheeseburgers and pizza with. Is there a secret kinja way to speak privately that I do not see?

(A moment of silence for a comment submitted @9:11, on 9/11)

You are not kidding.

You are hilarious! I saw you on the twinjatwitterthingamajig. Should I join? How much do they need to know?

Oh, and she could loot a maid’s cart like a ninja. I still have little soaps and coin cups from Las Vegas casinos that don’t exist anymore.

An uncomfortable lol@ Donny’s “Octopus’s Garden”. That was the joke we had for our nan who would do stuff like order one hamburger and take 12 ketchups, 10 straws, 6 coffee creamers, tons of salt and pepper, half the napkins. When she died we discovered that her greatest asset was her stash of Sweet & Low packets. It…

Oh my god, I hate to say it, but if that photograph is true it really kind of looks like him. : /

All of that + (plausible deniability) = Yes, Exactly This!