A lanai is a tropical whore’s patio. Blanche had the first one I ever heard of, and I have one now. I highly recommend it.

So sweet. So misguided. That happens to me all of the time. Plus stuff like this: “You’re watching that movie? I wanted to watch that WITH you!” “You want to do 10 mins in the ‘single rider’ line instead of 30 in the regular line? I wanted to ride it WITH you!” 10+ years later and I have a huge list of partially…

I love this! Is the original picture a HERO with a telephone? I want to buy one and fit a tiny bar inside. My own R2 unit, for drunk dialing only. “Ready?” Oh, hell yeah.

A whole lot of people love to fall behind others who they deem ‘blessed’. A whole lot of people really hate that philosophy. The real serious bullies are from everywhere on that spectrum with there own agenda and baggage, ready to punish anyone for their terrible lives.

Dude! What year are we talking about here? I had a childhood friend who’s father was a huge-wig in telephony in the NY/NJ area in 1986. Each of their phones had a green and black touchscreen that was like trying to push through a pan of jell-o. You could poke any number on the list to call them, which was superfly in…

Yes, we have actually have known each other for quite a while, we used to hang out on my lanai. We initially got off on the wrong foot because you, myself and everyone were cranky before they drank the kool-aid at DoK.

Hey man, I’m going through some stuff here, that comic rattled me to the bone as I was here to escape exactly that. Apparently, part of my day is now, to battle a toad. I am a (mostly) professional person and for the last three days I have spent at least half an hour each night battling a huge toad. I feel ridiculous.

Goddammit. I have been courting butterflies, geckos and the bright green native Florida species lizard to my humble courtyard. Then, I watched a bit fat toad, who I thought was cool, eat one of my buttery yellow geckos. : ( boo. Florida girl fistbump.... FTW!

Florid (Almost!) Friday FTW! So, where else are you channeling this stream-of-wonderful conciousness? A short story, at least! ; ) .

Old Bay > Woke Bae, any day

Bahahahaha! I was just trying to suggest a way that you could, maybe, somehow, someway, relate to people. My bad. I will be cursed with this scenario all day:

Find, make and master a few great recipes. Have one for steak, one for chicken, one for fish, and one for veggies (I hated Brussels Sprouts until I learned how to stir fry them)

Who was the cute Canadian guy who made awesome apartments out of gross basements? This may be before your time....

We went to see Kids in the Hall Live last July and at one point they said “How many people in their 20's are here?” To great applause. “That means your 40 year old significant other dragged you here!”

Just eat it, little lady drawing. You do not need to wait for a knife and fork. Just eat it.

“I sat in complete silence for the entirety of the white elephant gift exchange.....”

He didn’t have a cell phone until 2011? He had record deals, but no cell phone? I do not believe a word of any of this.

I ♡ Your Stories.

I saw your comment and related it vaguely to a monkey/face transplant story, so I Googled...

Oh, my, it sounds like you have PTASD also