Wear cargo shorts and a t shirt. Not really hard.

This is a damn hipster problem. Wear those tight ass pants and kill your phone. Come over to the magical world of cargo shorts. I have room for my phone, a fax machine, a side of beef, a wallet, and interestingly enough, spare cargo shorts.

they tell you in the opening. Toejam & Earl’s spaceship has crashed on earth and the parts are scattered everywhere. you have to find all the parts to the ship and get back to Funkatron.

It was to get to the secret hot tub.

Toejam and Earl are coming back, we’re getting a Rocko’s Modern Life movie, the Ghostbusters are back in theatres—what decade is it?!

Guess you were too busy spellchecking your post to notice that Louisiana’s governor asked him to postpone his visit for a few days while they tend to emergency stuff. Obama will visit on Tuesday. Best wishes with your job hunt.

Commenter upthread says Edwards asked Obama to hold off on a visit until things were less hectic.

Nifty trick: Have a girlfriend

Nifty trick: Have a girlfriend who plays video games as much or more than you.

everythings a dildo if youre brave enough

I was typing the same thing, but was afraid it would come across sarcastic. Mind blown for sure.

Seriously, this just blew my mind.

Thank you for this, Burke! This crossed my mind yesterday at the Gold medal tie (I hadn’t seen the men’s butterfly tie until you posted this) and thought it was really strange they weren’t using a more precise system. I find it pretty amazing that they’ve taken into account the affect tolerances in construction and…

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

2 words. Kotaku Core. Lol.

I miss Owen Good.

Disemvowelment was literally the best punishment I’ve ever seen in an online forum/comment section. Hilarious and effective, I tell people about that shit like it’s an urban legend, they all love it too

So, the same thing that happens now?

Not that comments have improved much