Guess you were too busy spellchecking your post to notice that Louisiana’s governor asked him to postpone his visit for a few days while they tend to emergency stuff. Obama will visit on Tuesday. Best wishes with your job hunt.

Commenter upthread says Edwards asked Obama to hold off on a visit until things were less hectic.

Nifty trick: Have a girlfriend

Nifty trick: Have a girlfriend who plays video games as much or more than you.

everythings a dildo if youre brave enough

I was typing the same thing, but was afraid it would come across sarcastic. Mind blown for sure.

Seriously, this just blew my mind.

Thank you for this, Burke! This crossed my mind yesterday at the Gold medal tie (I hadn’t seen the men’s butterfly tie until you posted this) and thought it was really strange they weren’t using a more precise system. I find it pretty amazing that they’ve taken into account the affect tolerances in construction and…

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

2 words. Kotaku Core. Lol.

I miss Owen Good.

Disemvowelment was literally the best punishment I’ve ever seen in an online forum/comment section. Hilarious and effective, I tell people about that shit like it’s an urban legend, they all love it too

So, the same thing that happens now?

Not that comments have improved much

I remember every last one of these articles.

Should the new ownership change the direction of Kotaku in a significant fashion, I’ll keep reading until the old crew leaves. That won’t be out of disrespect for any new hires—who will, after all, only be doing the jobs they were hired to do—but rather because in the ten…

...and after all these years, why am I still GREY?!

Very few games get generous updates after this long a release. These guys are great.

Who is this metroid and why people are saying we should go to his birthday?

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(