everythings a dildo if youre brave enough

I was typing the same thing, but was afraid it would come across sarcastic. Mind blown for sure.

Seriously, this just blew my mind.

Thank you for this, Burke! This crossed my mind yesterday at the Gold medal tie (I hadn’t seen the men’s butterfly tie until you posted this) and thought it was really strange they weren’t using a more precise system. I find it pretty amazing that they’ve taken into account the affect tolerances in construction and…

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

2 words. Kotaku Core. Lol.

I miss Owen Good.

Disemvowelment was literally the best punishment I’ve ever seen in an online forum/comment section. Hilarious and effective, I tell people about that shit like it’s an urban legend, they all love it too

So, the same thing that happens now?

Not that comments have improved much

I remember every last one of these articles.

Should the new ownership change the direction of Kotaku in a significant fashion, I’ll keep reading until the old crew leaves. That won’t be out of disrespect for any new hires—who will, after all, only be doing the jobs they were hired to do—but rather because in the ten…

...and after all these years, why am I still GREY?!

Very few games get generous updates after this long a release. These guys are great.

Who is this metroid and why people are saying we should go to his birthday?

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Except for the part where its a giant ball with lights on it, in a field with curved sides and a ceiling, and wall-riding and it’s 3v3 and the ball explodes when you score a goal.

I think the athletes in actual Rio de Janiero would like to have a breath of fresh air as well.

Yes, what an incredibly new idea they’ve come up with >_>