I hear they are making a platforming tie-in for the handheld.

Yeah I called that it was fake when these first surfaced. Now let's just hope the rest of the controller is fake as well. If this turns out to be the shape and design of the NX controller this will be the first Nintendo console I skip.

I really hope that’s not the design. Looks terrible.

The most jarring, immersion breaking, comically laughable part of this game is the timeline. In-game it’s been about two weeks, but the people in this universe treat it and act like they’ve lived 20+ years in a ‘Last of Us’ style apocalypse. Seriously, listen to how people talk about it.

Same on the XB1. It was disturbing...

Wth!? you got an actual movie on that TV?

Are you using the same Internet that we are all using, or a different one?

Ugh fine, just help me loot? I’ll meet you in the Darkzone.

So basically the devs decided that their fans could eat shit and die.

What the fuck did I just watch?

Rocket League players on Xbox One will soon be able to play against PC players, as well. Microsoft said it’s now possible for developers to connect with “other console and PC networks,” potentially opening up true cross-platform play. Whether Sony would play ball, however, is an open question.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Rocket League will be worth the wait. Trust me.

...and they weren’t fucking assholes about it.

So why did you stop?

Punisher: Tell me, do you bleed?