AAVE is proper English, you racist.

You mean the Hero's Journey in space hidden under zero layers of complexity?

From your sister publication
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Don Orsillo pretends to like it. But he also hangs out with a guy who got his son off for a couple of dozen charges.

It's actually hands down one of the least corrupt countries in the western hemisphere.

I enjoyed it. Definitely not as good as Arkham City, but that's one of the best games I've ever played.

You need to get a better doctor.

I've always wondered how he came up with the name for that song.

I didn't know Americans conducted medical experiments on par with the Nazis, captured and repeatedly raped women, or dropped the plague on a city just to see what would happen. I also don't remember the US ordering soldiers to execute POWs or going into a city and murdering a few hundred thousand civilians for shits…

I can't quite figure out how to show my support for extreme homophobia. Should I watch Duck Dynasty or not?

I'm almost positive it's illegal to charge your child room and board.

But can anything top Billy Crystal looking dejected after ALCS game 7 in 2004?

I saw Night of the Living Dead when I was about ten. We had a double feature of that and Reefer Madness on VHS. For some reason my mom thought Night of the Living Dead was acceptable to watch but not Reefer Madness. Anyway, that movie scared the ever living fuck out of me and the little girl stabbing her mother was an…

I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower
So I could slap Lamar haters for 72 hours

Either the Doctor was wrong about when he was or the show is set two billion years in the future.

It was a fucking biologist too.

I'm talking about body image.

I don't think you're getting my point.

It was nice to see Schmidt's ex didn't become skinny and thus super sexy in TV land.

You know what never gets old? Previous generations complaining about today's generation.