What's with you being such a moronic anti-immigrant xenophobe?

Hopefully 'Archer' won't suck big fat donkey dick too.

Can we just have a permanent thread for us to make Arrested Development references, where the occasional fana of early 90's Afrocentric rap will get really confused?

Extremely important correction:
Minnesota is the land of 10,000 lakes not 1,000 lakes.
Disaster averted.

"Pumped up Kicks" sneaks. Get it?…like sneakers.

That's what happens when a terrible director shits out a movie.

Wow. One of the best non-Deadwood episodes of TV I've ever seen. The sex scene was wonderful. I could gush over this for many minutes (that's about my limit).

Enlightened absolutely blows Girls out of the water. You don't actually want to punch every character in the show's face.
I don't think I've ever found descriptive monologues listenable; and these are thoroughly entertaining.

Kroll is one of my favorites on CBB, but I wasn't in love with the first episode. But I think it's growing on me.

I like that one time he said smoking was a disability and pissed off every person with an actual disability.

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.

Not exactly a fan. But who gives a shit? It's not like it's bumping some fantastic pilot Comedy Central bought.

So now being in denial that you're probably gay and getting really defensive about it is gay panic? Political madness gone mad I tell you.

Her sister asking where the river was made me chuckle, then it reminded me of El Norte, then I got bummed out.

Wait… this track is sarcastic? Shit, I've been using it as my neo-con anthem.

There's that show with Juno for a few episodes, the one with the fat Jewish kid in Winnipeg, and the one where that guy from 90210 plays a sleazy used-car salesman.

When it comes to shows named after a line in Hamlet's soliloquy, I prefer Outrageous Fortune.

I don't think it's on me to prove that something that depicted Black people as buffoons is racist.
Oh, I just did.

I don't have to; I have Thurgood Marshall as my profile pic.

Well, you're wrong. Pretty much completely fucking wrong.