“Kotaku Editor Jason Schreier delays the release of information on new game, ‘Insane Franchise Sequel Number 6’, amidst fact checking scandal”

Nintendo? How about a more topical Simpsons reference: 

So, wait, random gunfire isn’t a normal of Christian liturgy?

Well JJ is the only person I would trust with a sequel or remake, plus the writer of Arrival. Lets wait and see.

goddammit Kirk

THE HEAD OF GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS BEEN ABDUCTED BY MASKED ASSASSINS.

DO YOU EMBODY THE QUALITIES OF A HIGHLY MOTIVATED RESULTS-DRIVEN PERSON WHO CAN EFFECT HIS SAFE RETURN Y/N

Don’t hate on Ryuk The Titan

I believe you mean glorious.

jeesus christ that armor looks horrible

I’ve noticed people at golf tournaments tend to be much quieter than folks at NBA games too

In addition to new games? Absolutely. There are a lot of old AAA games that I’d totally replay (or play for the first time) if I had them on Switch, solely because it’s portable.

One day in, the SNES Classic at Nintendo’s PAX booth remains safe and secure. The controllers and information card have switched places since yesterday, however, indicating that someone opened the case and rearranged its contents. We will continue to keep you posted on this situation as it develops.