Do these pussy ass Celtics cry about everything? Wa wa wa Ray Allen left us for Miami. Wa wa coach didn’t call me enough.

The real question here is who wears a hoodie on the beach in Hawaii?

Give him credit, for a guy who’s fame was elevated based solely on the fact that he was a bench role player for a overrated Finals team, Davis has milked the shit out of his 14 minutes of fame.

Damn, NBA players have been going to the Kevin Garnett School of Trash Talking lately. Doesn’t get much more intense than “you can go wear those tight-ass pants.”

This is Arby’s grade beef.

Davis kinda was a benchwarmer in 2008, at least once the playoffs rolled around. He averaged 8 minutes and 2 points per game in those playoffs, and only played in one game in the finals.

He’s Glenn Davis. I think he became “Big Baby” because at first he was called “Baby Shaq” since they were both a bit overweight and bald(ing), and over time it just sorta transformed into Big Baby.

I love big baby Davis. I wish someone would give him his own show. Put it on Fox Sports and call it “Baby Talk.”

But is it true he was so fat that when he broke his ankle gravy spilled out?

Big baby ate his way out of the league and wont stop blaming everyone but himself

“wearing them tight ass pants”

“I’m in Hawaii minding my own business, and I look over on Undisupted”

Nope, he sure doesn’t.

Does Strickland get suspended at all if Harper doesn’t come after him? I don’t think Chris Sale got suspended for throwing behind Machado’s head (although it looks like Matt Barnes got suspended). Harper essentially forced MLB’s hand. They had to suspend him by charging the mound, and then couldn’t not suspend…

If he was throwing at his head, he missed by a mile, he was trying to hit him, not kill him, let’s be real here, but damn if you’re not right about the suspension aspect

Actually, Strickland stared down Harper as he was rounding the bases. I don’t think looking at monster home runs is a douche thing to do.

MadBum is on the DL and DL players are not allowed to go onto the field for any reasn whatsoever.

This fight is like art. So many things to look at: the teammates slamming into each other, Bumgarner sadly walking away, Cueto coming in 5 minutes late, Posey reaction (or lack of), Strickland losing his fucking mind, Bryce’s glorious hair.

1. The repercussions for throwing at Harper are either Harper comes out there to fight or a guy (probably Posey) gets beaned the next inning or the next day. So if you are just being a jackass and beaning people for no reason then your teammates will hate you. See e.g. Vicente Padilla.

So were his punches, honestly. He got clocked first and seemed like he just remembered he’s never been in a fight before.