By far the best one

My mom told me that she went to a Halloween party in the 60’s and someone wore a “Bloody Jackie Kennedy” costume. So, we’ve pretty much always been awful...

Sexy Trump is actually pretty fucking funny, imo.

going through a real emotional journey concerning my feelings about frats today

If there’s any black ones, she’ll pet them.

I get why people want to squelch shitty speech, but this article is spot on: speech is the least impactful signal we have in life. When people say shitty things, we learn with relatively few consequences what type of person they are.

Incidentally, that’s the name of my next nerd-themed gay porno.

Seriously, if the banners were really about sex (and not about intimidating young women) then shouldn’t they read something like “Ladies, we are fucking awesome at sex and you will leave VERY satisfied.” I’d much rather go to those guys’ party if I were at college.

I wouldn’t mind sex banners if there wasn’t so much daddy-daughter stuff. If they were just like “we like sex woohoo we are drunk heyyo!” that’d be no big, but the ones that suggest they don’t care about consent, or that they want to kidnap a bunch of freshmen girls, are creepy as fuck.

Let’s look at all the silver linings here.

I read it as “Large Hardon Collider”

You don’t want to “flick the bean.”

Ok, officially naming my memoir “Which Hole is the Clit?”

“She called you daddy for 18 years, now it’s our turn.”

“You’re not old enough to know how alienating casual sex can get”

I CARE. I CARE ABOUT MY LADY BONER.

Oh god, we posted the exact same thing

*cough*....butt stuff and oral...*cough*

You ever see a movie so bad that you question the actor’s finances?

Everybody knows that the only way to get a black man on stage at the Oscar’s is to make him the host of the show.