Instead of body armor, maybe cops need to look into sturdier psychological armor. A lot of them seem pretty thin-skinned.

Because I am Old and like things tidy, I want to point out that Emily was not using hyperbole when she said Magistrate Todd* doesn’t have a law degree. Magistrates in Georgia do not have to have a law degree, and he doesn’t. Magistrates are elected. Todd is a “Democrat,” which says a lot about the Party, doesn’t it?

I don’t think she hates him nearly as much as people think she does. She’s parroted to many of his shitty ass talking points. This whole “she hates his guts thing” is really rooted more in how we feel about him, and our discomfort in acknowledging there are women who actually like shit stains like Trump. Melania is…

Oh, dear... I’m sorry, although the Q&A sounds fun.

Wrong wrong wrong. Everybody knows that mermen writhe around the mermaids in a frenzied erotic dance, much like the grunion, until they eject massive quantities of roe and sperm into the water which intermix and fertilize, external of any merbodies. The mermen then return to the briny depths not to be seen again until…

I saw him once, and thought he was just some average-looking random guy. Then he smiled at me (ok, at my dog, and then looked up at me while still smiling) and reader, he was angelically beautiful. I was stunned. It was only afterwards that I realized it was the kid from Twilight.

If he didn’t deserve to be impeached before, he does now. Posting a Nickelback video is indisputably a high crime, and needs swift and severe punishment.

I have a love/hate relationship with Goop.

Fuuuuuuuck. “Incels” have got to be the scariest people I can think of. And I’m willing to bet a great proportion of all terrorists and mass murderers, despite ideology, are “incels”.

Ancient kings regularly sent their armies off to defend their kingdoms and gods. These were meatgrinder battles that few returned from. Capture the flag nonsense filled with death, destruction and the loss of many young men.

“I have been Juuling for years . . . Common sense would dictate that if vaping were so dangerous that we all need to stop vaping immediately, that people would have fallen sick before this summer.”

History lesson: Nixon was impeached but never convicted. He resigned. He had just gotten reelected with an overwhelming landslide.

Perhaps the next time her ‘baby boy’ has unprotected sex with a high schooler, Tracy Johnson can get a written contract with her underage grandbaby-mama regarding teenage unmarried single-parent pregnancy and what not.

Or maybe she could caution her ‘baby boy’ from having sexual intercourse unless he and his partner…

This is why I hate teens, and hated them as a teen. I was the weirdo who already had impulse control (I’m autistic I over-think fucking everything) while everyone else around me seemed to be on the train to stupidtown. I never drank, never smoked, never tried drugs, I just wanted to play video games and read books.

Y’all don’t understand how gutted southerners were when Blue Bell was off the shelves for so long after the listeria problem. We finally got it back and now we have to worry about some kid licking it after she gave her boyfriend head in the Walmart parking lot? Stop fucking with my ice cream, man. Go fuck with some…

“He is clearly a candidate for not just college but probably for a good college,” Troiano reportedly said. According to the Times”

RIP (the actors that portrayed) Lorne and Doyle.

Just wanted to thank you for remembering to include mention of my friend, Andy Hallett. For some reason I read the headline and just assumed his absence would be glossed over. I’ve never watched Angel, but Andy was a good friend and mentor growing up. Hard to believe it’s already been ten years since he left us. My…

I always had a thing for Spike. I felt he was just deeply misunderstood...and hot.

Jinxes aren’t real. People who believe in jinxes are weak minded morons. You know, like the Tampa Bay Lightning.