So I got a new theory on the Mueller Report. Based on observations of the President’s behavior the last two years Mueller declares that Trump has the cognitive and emotional abilities of a snail, but is also just completely irrational and crazy. He then walks through a laundry list of bizarre, ridiculous and often…
Well, lady, you are in luck, because the Bible actually specifically addresses this issue! Let’s crack open the good book and see what you and your sons should do!
In addition, ladies: you are welcome to ogle *my* butt. I’ve done many squats in order to make it ogle-able.
A friend of mine was breastfeeding her infant daughter a few years ago, sitting outside a store in an outdoor mall. A woman came out of the store with her five year old son and started to berate my friend for “exposing her son to bare breasts.” She said, “What am I supposed to tell him about what he’s seeing?”
Who’s going to tell her about Mom Culture? Yes, Mrs. White (stunningly appropriate name there), women who are ~someone’s mother~ wear leggings so damn much that whole MLM empire has been built upon their “blackly naked rear ends.” Don’t ever let your precious sons venture into a Target, lest their pure virginal eyes…
“blackly naked rear ends”
Also, Maryann should be more concerned about her church’s record of molestation.
I’m so sick of Christians.
Surest way to make a Christian cry is to hold them responsible for their actions.
in junior high some boys and “cool” girls created a list of like 30 girls from our grade with one word next to each name. mine was “weird.” one of the people from the list making group came up to me to tell me about the list and was like “i just thought you should know. aren’t you upset?” in very mean girl way. my…
Lol, reconsidered her faith while waiting on AAA? More like, considered Planned Parenthood’s business model and realized she could net a fortune taking donations from idiots.
Some of them go to extraordinary lengths to get pregnant. Immunosuppressive drugs, multiple miscarriages, egg donations. Some couples have just about everything wrong with them. Others have nothing wrong with them that shows on tests and still don’t get pregnant. Or get pregnant and miscarry. I browsed through the…
“Let god plan parenthood”? I’m trying to get pregnant through ivf and follow various ivf hashtags on instagram. SO MANY of the americans thank god when their ivf is successful. Some try to be cute and say it was a little bit of science and a lot of prayer that got them pregnant. Seriously?!? Ivf is the most unnatural…
My mother wanted to take me to see Monsters Inc, we saw Monster’s Ball instead. I was 18 at the time, but it’s still rather uncomfortable watching a, what could possibly considered soft-porn, sex scene with your mother. She apologized when the movie was over. In her defense, how often do two movies that share the same…
My mom’s first birth story is a mosh pit of malpractice and despair, but she did get one amusing story out of it. At the time my parents lived in Cambridge in England and it had precisely one ambulance. Mom was in a bad way and needed that ambulance, but it was currently occupied by a babbling man in a straight…
I believe you are wrong. Betsy DeVos owns an adoption agency that places children of color with evangelical parents. It’s very, very much the “in” (I’m gagging typing this). I’ve always believed that part of this nightmare was driven by the idea that these girls would be a source of cheap, adoptable babies.
I started reading “The Child Catchers: Rescue, Trafficking, and the New Gospel of Adoption” by Kathryn Joyce and HOLY FUCK...
My parents were raised super sexist, and they were super sexist parents. The reason my sister and I weren’t allowed to go to slumber parties is because my parents believed that slumber parties were a way for girls to have sex. They believed after the parents go to bed, the girls let in boys through a window and have…
I feel like taking out a billboard and social media ad buy that targets young, white, affluent evangelicals to inform them that poor WoC don’t exist to provide them with feel good babies that Instagram well. Like, it’s not enough to adopt a baby, these people want babies that advertise the parents “goodness” into the…