Lol, reconsidered her faith while waiting on AAA? More like, considered Planned Parenthood’s business model and realized she could net a fortune taking donations from idiots. 

Some of them go to extraordinary lengths to get pregnant. Immunosuppressive drugs, multiple miscarriages, egg donations. Some couples have just about everything wrong with them. Others have nothing wrong with them that shows on tests and still don’t get pregnant. Or get pregnant and miscarry. I browsed through the…

“Let god plan parenthood”? I’m trying to get pregnant through ivf and follow various ivf hashtags on instagram. SO MANY of the americans thank god when their ivf is successful. Some try to be cute and say it was a little bit of science and a lot of prayer that got them pregnant. Seriously?!? Ivf is the most unnatural…

My mother wanted to take me to see Monsters Inc, we saw Monster’s Ball instead. I was 18 at the time, but it’s still rather uncomfortable watching a, what could possibly considered soft-porn, sex scene with your mother. She apologized when the movie was over. In her defense, how often do two movies that share the same…

I like this dude. He has no filter and I love watching a good train wreck. He’ll probably confess to trying a little crystal meth with his mom next. “I didn’t know what meth was, but I thought it would be rude to turn the bikers who offered it to me down. So we invited my mother over and well...*laughs*”!

I read potus and “pouts”.

I’ve been trying to figure out for two days why the fuck Donald is all of a sudden railing against McCain again. The only explanation I can come up with is that at some point, he had a stroke, and now is under the belief that McCain just “thumbs-downed” Obamacare repeal YESTERDAY.  Anyone else have any other ideas?

“Donald Trump continued his fight with John McCain, who continues to be dead.”

I absolutely hate all the ridiculous groveling to Iowa voters. Fuck ranch. Fuck the Iowa state fair. Fuck the Iowa caucuses. Really, just fuck Iowa. Perhaps the only intelligent thing Donald Trump has ever said was “How stupid are the people of Iowa?” (present company excluded, of course, if you happen to be reading…

It’s a totally cool and normal thing for your boss to talk shit about your husband and comment on your marriage on social media.

My mom’s first birth story is a mosh pit of malpractice and despair, but she did get one amusing story out of it. At the time my parents lived in Cambridge in England and it had precisely one ambulance. Mom was in a bad way and needed that ambulance, but it was currently occupied by a babbling man in a straight…

Well, he did almost write her off...

If you use your spouse to make content, are they tax deductible?

I believe you are wrong. Betsy DeVos owns an adoption agency that places children of color with evangelical parents. It’s very, very much the “in” (I’m gagging typing this). I’ve always believed that part of this nightmare was driven by the idea that these girls would be a source of cheap, adoptable babies.

I started reading “The Child Catchers: Rescue, Trafficking, and the New Gospel of Adoption” by Kathryn Joyce and HOLY FUCK...

So the same agency that was able to track the menstruation of minors somehow just lost hundreds of those kids?

My parents were raised super sexist, and they were super sexist parents. The reason my sister and I weren’t allowed to go to slumber parties is because my parents believed that slumber parties were a way for girls to have sex. They believed after the parents go to bed, the girls let in boys through a window and have…

Blessed be the fruit

I feel like taking out a billboard and social media ad buy that targets young, white, affluent evangelicals to inform them that poor WoC don’t exist to provide them with feel good babies that Instagram well. Like, it’s not enough to adopt a baby, these people want babies that advertise the parents “goodness” into the…

I think le mot juste for what Mama June’s got- not being fame - is notoriety.