Come to think of it, dying via melted gold crown seems the Trumpiest way to go.

Pelosi is pretty much the Olenna of Congress.

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Her name is Samantha Grant. Stop humoring her.

Id bet money that she’s gearing up towards an extinction burst that will make the tantrum she threw earlier this year at the palace gates look like a perfectly sane and reasonable thing to do in comparrison.

Fuck off, Samantha.

I would say this was evidence of what kind of hereditary disadvantages Doria Ragland’s genes had to overcome, but it could just be the sister having the face she deserves at fifty.

I would rather be kept as a sexual slave then watch another season of that aggressively mediocre series. Ooh I wonder if they’ll tease the villain all season to have him (it’s almost always a him) show up for five minutes in the finale before being defeated in the next season’s premiere. What a novel and in no way…

Hit menopause. *rimshot*

Omg the Loki stans from the ‘ol days of tumblr are creaming themselves right now.

Bless you for reading his tweets. I had to stop in order to protect my intelligence.

Cohen and the Steele Dossier brings us one step closer to the tape.. It really would be better for Trump if he just resigned. His family name is ruined, it will never recover, and the longer he stays in office, the worse it will get.

Article fails to mention that there are no laws in place that punish discrimination against pregnant workers. I’m so fucking sick of global demographic mysteries that have answers screaming in your face. White men shoot up schools and churches because they’re violently bigoted. Mystery solved. There aren’t enough…

People are awful. So I’m sure they’ll find some way to shame and/or force women into marrying shitty men and popping out babies.

This is why I’m not bothered by this at all. It’s one thing if they were victims of outside forces beyond their control, but this is entirely cultural in cause.

The key stat is that 921,000 Japanese were born this year, but 1,370,000 died.

Yeah that’s good. But like....blood can happen. I duno. I honestly don’t want my cosmetologist simply being told to sanitize her stuff. What I want is for anyone, no matter their educational background prior to coming to cosmetology school, to be able to explain to me exactly why sanitizing stuff is important. I want…

Im not willing to say requiring training is the problem. 2,000 hours is one year. I have had to put in like ten years of cutting my teeth in my field before I was able to make a living wage. the problem is not requiring training, that is what keeps us safe. The problem is putting the little guys against one another…

There’s always some idiot waiting to pile on Her Majesty at this time of year. Most of those items are antiques passed down from other monarchs and part of our nation’s history - what else should we do with the gold piano, flog it to a super-rich Russian for their kids to flaunt on insta?

Actually, it’s almost exactly the same as the abortion debate, just with something created with your body that is outside it. I’m guessing you already get that though since you are likely a MRA troll of some sort...