Hating on Cruz is perhaps the only thing that all Americans, left or right, can find unity one. He is soooooo entirely awful.

Yep.

They should use the one about Heidi.

I mean this when I say it:  fuck these shit fuckers. I hope they die terrible, terrible deaths, alone and screaming for help. 

Ted Cruz always looks like his human costume is slipping off his alien body.

I don’t like Meghan McCain, but this is a great line. “The America of John McCain has no need to be made great again because America was always great.”

There is no other way for me to say this; you sacks of shit better head out and vote in November.

Curious to see how Trump fills "the biggest stadium in Texas" for his dementia-filled rally for Zodiac Killer Cruz.

HE’S actually the more human looking one in this photo.

“What is ‘Something nobody ever thought they’d say about a Jersey Shore castmate.’?”

Yeah, his accent really rounds out the Antebellum Plantation Owner thing he has going on when it comes to his policies. His accent is exactly what you’d expect from a Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the most racist Keebler Elf.

Good, it’s about time.

You can tell that its a Real Doll by the lifeless eyes.

...did Pauly D get a sponsorship gig for RealDoll?

Obama did a shitload more to aid Flint than Rick Snyder, the cold hearted GOP bastard Michigan governor who caused the disaster in the first place, ever did.

The fuck outta here, trying to tell me that’s a picture of a human woman and not a Real Girl doll.

Woody Allen is an example of why ‘Write what you know’ is the worst advice to give anyone.

End the series, she has been the sun -the centre, the light-, the gravity of it from the start. Shameless is Finoa and her crazy adventures. 9 Seasons is long enough as is, let it end without turning it into Frankenstein’s monster.

I want to know why Jude Law thought it would be smart to take the role of woody allen’s self insert pedophile character.

Now just accept them back as your rulers and we’ll forgot that nasty rebellion business ok.