The high road is far overrated. Slumming is fun!

I miss him as Graham. :(

Nope, it's because it's Jurassic Park and we're suckers for nostalgia.

Nope, still pretty fucking ridicules.

It's because SCOTUS also said that the states have the right to their own regulations and procedure.

No, I think locking up mommy and daddy is the best thing for those kids. It's more than evident that they are not in safe place with them.

I am so, so sorry.

You know, I'm pretty okay with the food poisoning one, and I just had food poisoning a month ago, I vividly remember the horrors. The bride was a grade A cunt letting someone do their dirty work and then firing them once it's all done.

Hulu has both episodes up.

You did have the option of not clicking on the link.

I don't mind the music it self. Some of their stuff was pretty catchy. It's the fact that the lead singer Chad Kroeger is a huge tool. My mom loves them and I went to a concert with her (a band I do like was an opener so I didn't think it would be too bad). I had to listen to this douchbag go on and on about how…

*hugs* I am so sorry. That is horrible.

I don't ever remember believing in Santa. I do remember telling my Sunday School class that Jesus wasn't real and him and God were made up like Santa and the Easter Bunny to make you behave. I was a very pissed 8 year old who had been forced to go to Sunday School on her birthday. So yeah, I was that kid. Whatever. I…

So who gets custody of Johny Depp?

Really, at that point I'd rather have a frozen vag. You get some relief from the itchiness of a yeast infection.

No, you do not eat them. You stick them up your vagina.

That is so horrible. I'm glad you're safe now.

I had a teacher who read them but she made her own embellishments to make them even more frightening. I still get creeped out by scarecrows. Fucking Harold...

Come to St. Louis and eat at one. We're were the company started. It even still goes by St. Louis Bread Co. out here. The quality is always right on. I've never had a bad meal there.

Sounds like you went to my school. We (the freshman class) were all herded into the lecture hall for the slide show. Since it was dark and I was somewhere in the middle of the place, I didn't get caught yelling out what an interesting dildo you could make based off the guy with the dick covered in warts. The tightwad…