Blue Jolt was my drink in high school. I had a leather jacket with an inner pocket deep enough to hold a can of it. The teachers had no clue.

Go read the books -.-

Oh I did. I was looking for him. Poor Brian. :(

Your slut-shamming seems pretty objectionable.

Yeah, but you can bet if a prosecutor gets the chance, s/he will use it for something similar to that.

That was sarcasm you uncultured swine.

It's so they can charge those slutty teenagers who spread their legs for anyone who get pregnant, miscarry/induce abortion, and hide the fetus.

As a wee tot I called a sucker a fucker. Much laughter by my grandpa and step uncle over that one.

Except your reading comprehension skills are nil and the girl is claiming she was only told of one option, to wear the shame suit.

What is up with creepy math teachers? In junior high I had one that use to jack off behind the podium at the front of the class or at his desk when we were taking tests or in class homework (his term).

I wouldn't have. It's not my responsibility. They're owned by the school. They can wash it.

Hell, my school made you give them back their version of the shame suit at the end of the day.

Not at my high school. My male cousin wore tank tops all the time. One laundry day I didn't have anything but a wide strapped (covered my entire shoulder) tank top so I wore it. He ended up wearing a tank the same day. When a teacher told me I had to put my hoodie on or wear one of their shirts (similar to what the…

I got one that was on my cheek while at work yesterday. I swear that thing came out of no where. So satisfying to get rid of it.

My mom has been reading these books since the original came out and has been trying to get me to read them since I was 16 or so. I finally did last year (I've read through the series 4 times now, the last book twice). She got a call after the first time I read a certain scene that takes place in and around Wentworth…

Ultimate bonus points because the author got the idea for the book from Doctor Who.

I always thought it was just a St. Louis thing (from there myself). I didn't realize it had spread...

Even the oink?!

Hell, you don't even have to finish basic to get fucked over. My cousin injured his knee during basic a few years ago, had to wait ages before they'd do he surgery, and during that time was given a medical discharge. It was his dream all through school to be in the Army blah blah blah and they fucked him over. Except,…

Walmart does this thing called cross training. Say you're in maintenance or an associate in the pet department, you get cross trained on the cash register so Walmart doesn't have to hire more cashiers and pay them a quarter more. Instead, they just call up associates from other departments (that then leave those…

This might be that time. The 'child' in question is 18.