Just remember, the average Patriots fan is always angry because he spends 25 hours a day stuck in traffic because the Massachusetts driving test consists of spelling your name 90% correct and not leaving a condensation circle from your Narragansett pounder on the form.

No, it’s more like ejaculating on a candle, but the candle is actually your smartphone and the floor is lava.

“Many Bothans died to bring us this information.”

Speaking as someone who needs the thing and has had to deal with the frustration of finding them NOT working more times than I can count (and then getting the fun of wrestling the door open from my chair only to have someone inevitably come along and decide to ‘helpfully’ hold the door right when I’ve struggled and…

And for the love of god, don’t buy division/conference champion gear. That accomplishment means nothing and you should not be memorializing it on your fat dumb stomach

Apple Airport Extreme - it’s the only router I’ve owned (other than the Express) that doesn’t constantly drop my devices and generally fuck around then die a sudden death. It does a great job of getting the majority of my provided speed to my devices over the wireless: I generally pull 250+ of my 300mbps even in other…

Apple Airport Extreme - it’s the only router I’ve owned (other than the Express) that doesn’t constantly drop my…

Apple Airport Extreme Base Station

Apple Airport Extreme Base Station

Pretty cool...until the close up shot of his feet. I’m pretty sure Boba Fett didn’t wear fucking Blundstones.

VT is a very good brewing state, but I’m not sure they’ve got a Grain Belt or even a Schell’s, nothing really strong on the lower and middle tiers. It’s like ... Magic Hat, Otter Creek, or wait in line all morning for the privilege of maybe getting a ticket to come back later and buy beer.

The World's Best Beer is the one in your hand, at the proper temperature, that you are enjoying with friends.

I think the most important factor of determining if you are a beer asshole is how you interact with people who are not enthusiasts. Don't shit on other people's preferences, and never turn your nose up at a host's beer selection. You can try to educate, but the moment you start turning down free beer you are an…

The Red Sox' rebuild began with the collapse in 2011 and the Bobby V. era, and by the time it's completed will have a World Series sandwiched in between. That is how you rebuild.