Spiderman can be a black guy, Peter Parker can not. He is a skinny, nerdy white kid from the Bronx.

early onset dementia

But remember this is the man who claimed the human body is like a battery, with a limited amount of energy, and every single physical action you make during your life depletes it. And when it runs out, you die

It’s like pulling a floorboard off of the court.

On the fairway, you don’t want to leave a divot, but at least players are lifting the ball into the air from the fairway. On the green, they’re hitting the ball on the ground, and by driving your cart on the green, you’re creating a rut along the path of the ball. It…

I’d love to see him try to pull that at a real golf club he doesn’t own and see how it works out. Preferably one that doesn’t care who he is, but does care that some loud orange buffoon is driving directly on their putting green.

Trump drives a golf cart at the G7, like a true shithead

Why would he? Man only has finite energy reserves, you want him to waste that valuable resource on walking while he golfs? sad.

That’s just how obese we’ve become.

Counterpoint: Be a decent human being and keep your tiny screen in your pants while watching a movie. Or, god forbid, walk out to the entrance where you won’t bother anyone else.

I noticed that. Maybe all that dye’s seeping into his brain.

As a member of society, I speak on our behalf.

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

Society failed him? Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

*more miserable

Jesus wept. Talking about eating a goddamned piece of chocolate cake while launching missiles at another country... it’s like a scene from The Capitol in Hunger Games.

I can’t listen to him speak anymore, at all. I have to change the channel or radio station or I get queasy and angry. I can still get through transcripts without wanting to die but it gets harder every day.

Surely there’ll be a 40th Anniversary collection this year too....

Surely there’ll be a 40th Anniversary collection this year too....

Did that brown fella make the law?