He didn’t show up on the Dean’s List because he was given the only Dean’s Double Secret Extra Special Best Student Ever History In The History Of Wharton award ever given out which wouldn’t show up on the records. It’s kept secret so that the losers on the Dean’s List don’t get their feelings hurt when they realize…

He can read just fine. Unfortunately, only in Cyrillic. 

I know. This didn’t even enrage me. I just thought: well, they finally said it out loud.

I have no problem with that.

Pfft... half of the papers in that stack are lawsuits and the other half are Archie comics where he’s drawn nipples on Betty and Veronica.

“It also feels like we have no true leadership.”

What do we do though? I’ve been protesting, signing petitions, donating, calling my representatives, trying to get more involved in local politics, etc., but the frustrating thing is that it seems like no one can stop him. It also feels like we have no true leadership. Honestly I wish Obama would come back into the…

What’s even more bizarre about this is that Fredrick Douglass is one of like, 6 black people who you learn about in public school (along with Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, MLK, Chrispus Attucks and Dred Scott). Most 8th graders could probably tell you that Douglass isn’t exactly a contemporary figure.

That doesn’t look like heat vision. Are you sure Superman isn’t part horned lizard?

That episode was genius.

I’m a 35-year old dude. Mary Tyler Moore was perfect. The Dick Van Dyke Show made me have a crush on her, The Mary Tyler Moore show made me adore her. Mary Richards helped mold my view of women in general. She was funny, brave, and strong. For a myriad of reasons, she’s the most beautiful person to ever grace my…

There’s more sparkle between the Washingtons, and they’ve both been dead for 200+ years.

I have zero love for the rotted orange pumpkin that’s allegedly our 45th president, but even I have to admit this is a pretty big stretch.

I’m getting a bit irritated about people who keep saying “get over it.” This isn’t a basketball game where the result is in and that’s it. This is fucking real life and there are a million little “wins or losses” to be decided over the next 4 years.

This makes me so fucking happy. Sure, it’s fleeting, but right now I’ll revel in the schadenfreude.

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”

It would have been cool if Animal Planet did a Puppy Bowl-kind-of-thing for this Inauguration. I would watch that (well, if I wasn’t working at the time).

Any tips on how to avoid it? I’m asking for a friend.

Well... it MIGHT ruin his life but it’s guaranteed to ruin millions of Americans’ (and, let’s face it, millions of non-Americans’) lives.