Double breasted works on some, and not on others. Prince Charles favors (favours?) a double-breasted suit and looks quite sharp. As with many things, it depends on the individual wearing it. Try one on and see how you like it.

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

A lot of his most fervent supporters don’t want democracy. Or even a republic. A Constitutional Monarchy might even be too much for them. They want a Theocracy. They want 1980s Iran with a Christian in charge.

“These fries are ridiculously too big. Send them back, how can you expect a person to eat fries this big? I can’t even hold one in my hand”

Except this is Trump, so a medium-ish handful would only be a fry. At most.

You’re poutine me on!

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

In fairness, just being in the presence of Donald Trump sounds like hell.

I say let the Donald do what he does best. Get George Lucas to be his debate coach.

“Again, faster and with more intensity.”

How is that accurate if it doesn’t have feathers? Dinosaurs have feathers now, right? God, it’s all such bullshit. We used to have all these awesome images of giant, angry lizards hunting and attacking docile herbivores covered in spikes or spines. Ankylosaurus? Looked awesome! Hardened spiked shell on its back and a…

Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

Do nothing and be patient. If they’re consistant with the bad ideas, they’re bound to be promoted and with luck, you won’t be in direct contact anymore.

With the exception of small children. Is there really any semi observant person who can’t tell if a dog wants attention or not? I have yet to find a dog that didn’t give plenty of fairly obvious clues if your attention will be met with snarling teeth or slobbery wet tongue. Unlike cats who seek to love you and to kill…

I’ll give you Markmaduke, but you couldn’t possibly be more wrong about Family Circus. That shit was gold in the ‘70's.

If being forced to eat bad chicken and pose for a stupid photo is the worst thing that happens to her after raising a shit bag like Pence, well then she got off pretty light.

Colonel Panders

I’m sorry, I still don’t get it. See, I get the part about high contrast, deep blacks and shining white is good, as long as it’s not produced artificially.

I’ll give you Markmaduke, but you couldn’t possibly be more wrong about Family Circus. That shit was gold in the ‘70's.

To me, showing people how to hack into wifi networks (and other "evil" how-to's) by Lifehacker is just plain irresponsible and can easily encourage otherwise law abiding readers to carry out these hacks. Just show how to stop the illegal activity, now how to do them. "Evil week" just encourages people to be evil. Why…

He was also awesome on Freaks and Geeks.