Fuck the ocean. Too many things trying to eat your ass or fuck you up (like this).

Apocalypse was always a little silly though, the first mutant who has all the powers and some sort of space armor too?

I’m still grieving Leonard Nimoy, whom I mourned more than members of my own family.

Wait, is normal Rogue just flying through that scene?

I bought all the Amalgam books back in the day, and honestly I enjoyed them more than the regular comics. They were definitely a lot more fun, that’s for sure. I kind of wished a couple of them had been ongoing series.

NEEEEEEEEERDS!

There, I fixed that for you. I’ve been asking this question about sci-fi movies in general for years. They ALWAYS looks like crap. I don’t know if Star Wars set the template for film holograms or what, but it seems like every futuristic movie out there has blurry, monochromatic 3D images with about twenty scan lines.

Stay the hell home and binge-watch your favorite show. Works well for me.

Not to be that guy, but it’s Casper Van DieN, not Diem.

Q-Tips brand cotton swabs. A few years ago I thought I’d save a few dollars and buy the store brand. I was cleaning my ears with the cheap swabs (yes, I know, but everyone does it with cotton swabs) and the tip of one came off in my ear. Every attempt to retrieve it just pushed it further and further into my ear…

Look what those earrings are doing to her ears, though. Maybe she should use the plastic back thingy?

That the guys who made this (Sam from Freaks and Geeks!) are who the guys Marvel hired to write the new Spider-Man makes me very nervous about the new Spider-Man.

You use it to suck cool air in from outside in the morning and evening for an hour or so, and (which some people forget) flush the hot air out of your attic after a scorching hot day.

Because those American toys aren’t geared towards adult collectors, and therefore don’t cost $100+?

The average person sends or receives 50 text message a day? I don’t believe that for a second.

It’s not a crown. It’s a hat. It was a real thing back in the day.

He is the Ed Wood of our generation. His movies are important because they are so bad. Mystery Science Theater 3000 material.

Don’t need it, don’t want it. Best thing about this movie series is that the less you know, the better.

No chance will I pay for something like this until the original versions of the OT are available.

No chance will I pay for something like this until the original versions of the OT are available.

Gosh, that doesn’t make it sound like Harry Shearer just died at all, does it, clickbaters.