“I believe in arming teachers. Absolutely. In my church, I’m armed. My pastor is a shooter, a hunter, he knows I am, people in the congregation do,” she told the Journal.

One part of me is very open to this idea. The other part me thinks that if bugs are the solution to an over-populated world, we need to look to Eminiar VII for an alternative, because I don’t want maggots as a topping on my pizza.  

They could have stopped at a Starbucks on their way into work and then had the cup refilled by assistants from Craft Services.

IDK why this turned up the feed with articles from today (5/6/19) but back in the 90s for three summers, I worked at a restaurant in the Hamptons with a waitress who made Dolly Parton look like Elizabeth Banks and wore her shirts unbuttoned at the top, as in this post. She was a smart, funny girl with a terrific body b…

Um. Where do they get these empty tampon applicators?

Can you sub Fresca for Squirt?

Barf.

So one guy’s a dick and the other is a complete sociopath?

Funny, I thought they were both honoring Fleetwood Mac’s “Tusk.”

I am willing to believe the objects seen and captured on film are UFOs (aliens) but no one has been able to explain to me why they’re always tootle-ing through low-Earth orbit like its NBD, get spotted, then split. Are they trying to race or just f***ing with us? 

Dany and Jon triumph over Cersei, (who is killed by a mortally wounded Jamie). Dany tells Jon its his birthright but he doesn’t want to be King unless she’s his Queen, so they agree to rule together and Dany orders another throne to made, which Gendry says he will do. Dany makes Sam the official chronicler of history,…

IDK if you or anyone around here knows anything about grief from personal experience, but this is far from a rare occurrence. However it might offend your provincial sensibilities, people in grief over the loss of a loved one often grow closer as a result. Cluck your tongues and clutch your synthetic pearls, but this…

OR: how about, just NOT GO TO MCDONALD’S and live longer, Canada?

Even though I know someone of greater resonance should have eaten it, I thoroughly enjoyed watching. 

I don’t understand the need for everyone to wear sunglasses in that picture. 

Despicable. You moved from a city with terrible “pizza,” with its abomination of processed cheese-like product, which you brag about, to live in a city that brags about its own terrible “pizza.” And you miss your terrible “pizza” so much you write about it and further boast that you don’t eat your crusts? You and…

Does anyone remember the 2016 election when pretty much every woman and media outlet made a point of saying, “Let’s not make this about what she’s wearing or what her hair looks like, because that’s not journalism!” How is this any different? It’s complete bullshit does not advance the cause of women one bit. And…

I get the “no drugs, no smoking” thing, especially concerning children, but I have to wonder what the liquor lobby feels about Old Mister Trumpy harshing on their industry.