I think they should just have Picard solving murders every week, like Murder, She Wrote but in space.

Sorry, I’m not into milk or cream in my potatoes because I grew up in a Irish household where the only ingredient for proper mashed potatoes is a truckload of Irish butter. Also, those mashed potatoes you’re showing me that this guy did look exactly like the instant mashed potatoes we had in our school lunch…

If I remember correctly, actor/comedian Steve Martin’s cats were Betty and Dr. Forbes. Always thought that was cool. 

I haven’t had sex since my wife died. Not sure if I will, but every now and then I think about it and I fear this very thing.

A man who later became The President of the United States said, “You can grab ‘em by the pussy” while discussing his fame and interactions with women. He later referred to this as “locker-room talk” and this was accepted by a nation gagging for a dictator. James Gunn made a bunch of darkly humorous tweets that were…

I would suggest you follow this link to find your answer:

Lousy headline IO9. “Appalling” here, is subjective, not objective. Maybe there are people who didn’t find those tweets “appalling” and saw them for what they were. And FU for caving to this shit, Disney. “McCarthyism, much?” G3 is gonna suck now. #BoycottDisney #FtheRat

NO. JUST: NO. Fuck this Joker shit. Marvel or Disney or Fox or Ryan Reynolds or whomever needs to shut that shit down, sign Zazie Beetz and give us a standalone Domino movie for May 2020.

Papa John’s is the worst, I mean the absolute worst — I can’t even call it pizza. This guy isn’t even Italian, by the way. This is justthe worst boil-in-the-bag garbage on cardboard with cheese. If you live in a metropolitan area and are calling Papa John’s, you should be ashamed. I can’t even with this. Oh, and the…

Jack-of-Hearts is totally underrated. I heard the only reason they didn’t develop him more was that drawing his costume was a pain in the ass. 

I enjoyed reading this but I don’t agree. I saw it last night and was — unexpectedly — deeply moved. I have never followed The Rock and cannot for the life of me recall a single, memorable film he’s appeared in. Nothing at all; but I LOVE him on SNL. So, going into this clear Die Hard ripoff, I was pretty much seeking…

I think a lot of people feel the same way about Harlem. I wonder if he’s considered, or would consider, buying real estate there and renting to black people. A real estate friend told me that’s what the Asian community has been doing in Chinatown/Flushing for years. Why not Harlem? Or Jamaica, Queens, (which is going…

I would be grateful for more Domino. 

I’m not entirely clear what “evolution” Michelle Pfieffer experienced and feel that needs A LOT of explaining. 30 years — those kids in the Thailand cave are on a ticking clock and she spent 3 decades in a subatomic space void and now she has E.T. fingers? So NOW SCOTT is down there and he’ll be down there until MAY 3…

Wow, terrible and predictable. And, once again metal, reggae and world music is overlooked completely. You’re no better than Rolling Stone or Spin or fucking Entertainment Weekly, because either you have zero contributing writers with diversity in musical tastes or the editors are sucking the teats of every music…

Hey, Germain, does the film use “Ants Invasion” or any Adam & the Ants music (as the reworking of “Ants Invasion” that was used in the first trailer)? 

Luke isn’t the “new King of Harlem,” he’s the Godfather.

Very excited for the new season. Off topic: is it just me or is Alfre Woodard insanely sexy or is she single-handedly redefining what it means to be 65?

At last, it is finally time to introduce all my favorite tertiary characters to save the day: Deathlok Moonstone, Captain Universe, Machine Man, Red Guardian, the Jack of Hearts, Ka-Zar, the Son of Satan, Brother Voodoo, Doc Samson and She-Hulk.

For what it’s worth, I second this. Hanks’ absurd, goofy smiling in that sketch was absolutely key to making me laugh. If they had found a way to work that into a Totino’s sketch or J Pop America Fun Time Now sketch, I probably would have spontaneously combusted in laughter.