I’M NOT GOING TO STOP LIKING RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI, DAMMIT.

Five? Jesus. Out of ideas, Jim?

Another movie thing to piss me off today. Statham, put your suit on, get back in your Audi, drive wild and go kill bad guys. Unless you’re in England planning bank heists with with the cast of EastEnders, I don’t want to see you in any other movies.

This stupid thing is still happening? Will Smith was smart not to do this: best career move he’s made in a long time. It can never be forgiven for that stupid, stupid shot of the Empire State Building. I hope the aliens kill everyone and bury this franchise with “Rumble In The Bronx".

“So, Avengers: you defeated the Chitauri and overcame Ultron. Let’s see how you far against my RED TAPE! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

I totally agree but how about this: what if the BatAffleck standalone takes place as a story unfolding in two different periods of time? BatAffleck can remain the same age he is in BvS and be challenged by an enemy, but the enemy is a character he has encountered before, perhaps many years earlier, and that…

I like that he has his name on it... like Trump.

“Shock Waves” was ‘77

I back this but only if Tony points to the screen and says, “...and this is a band called AC/DC” and then Chris Pratt starts nodding his head to “Back In Black” or pretty much anything.

All I could think of was the aquatic zombies from “Shock Waves” and I hope that AMC paid the writers behind that movie for ripping them off.

I was hoping to learn that it was a scene where Cavill and Affleck are grappling with each other and then stop, slowly turn to face the camera to break the fourth wall and say, “You knew this was going to be terrible.” - and then shrug and go back to fighting as if any of it mattered.

I thought he was doing this a la Randy Newman and “Short People”.

Dissent is healthy; although honestly, I don’t expect anyone at AMC or TWD to read a post I’ve written and say, “Now that I’ve read this, I see how wrong I was and I will work to correct it! (calls to secretary) Marcia -get me Scott Gimple RIGHT NOW! HE HAS TO SEE THIS!”

I don’t know who is responsible for making that choice but that person should be fired. The ratings are down and there’s no reason to think they’re not going to pull this again now that they’ve made Glenn’s dumpster death a red herring. Putting “let’s fuck with the fans to generate social media interest and ratings”…

Sony Pictures: Desperately Seeking Spiderman

I know it makes no sense for Ant-Man but, if Iron Man is calling Spider Man “Underoos” - which makes zero sense - then please let Paul Rudd say, “Time to Musk Up!” as his catchphrase. I would also settle for, “Sixty per cent of the time, it works all the time!” and “Let’s go see if we can make this little kitty purr!”

“Ezra is super funny, so the tone of that film will be very different than the rest of them”

Made me think of this...

Swashbuckling! “That’s the spirit that I’m going for. Swashbuckling.”

Thank you for including “Hero At Large”.