In related news, Ford dealers nationwide announced that their “Dealer Market Adjustment” just went up approximately $3,000.

I think there were more than two rockets. But the bigger wtf for me was that Spock planted the last one INSIDE THE BRIDGE. How TF does that work?

Does Batel have a first name?

Lori Lemaris confirmed I guess.

Awesome article! I had no idea landfills were any more sophisticated than “turn a hole into a hill with trash and fuhgeddaboudit.” If Giz is open to topic suggestions, can you write a similar piece garbage incinerators? Some municipalities claim they have environmental benefits over landfills, but it seems like a…

In fairness, so did Oz.

It’s funny.  When he first announced this run, I genuinely feared that his celebrity would give him the win.  Then he campaigned.

In Russia, the vote counts you.

You mean all the barn doors and shiplap didn’t disgust her already?

We basically have the movie to thank for HBO lasting long enough to get all the super quality shows it has now. It was even a big pre-Internet meme that the name stood for “Hey, Beastmaster’s on.”