The only way I see Disney letting this happen is if—and it's an if the size of a tanker truck—they let Criterion do it. Somebody, somewhere, is going to inevitably freak over this movie being released on home video…never mind its heritage, so to speak…so they'll likely never directly take that bullet. Best to farm…

So he's watching me…and I'm watching…but they're watching while I and Lars…screw it, we're just going straight to BWAAAAAMMM.