my wife just informed me"very nsfw" also applies to the kitchen table

I was annoyed at this comment until the last two glorious sentences.

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

This is not a Calvin and Hobbes scenario. The major difference being that Hobbes was really alive.

Did you actually read the article, by chance?

If it does, then he is most likely wildly off. A GAU-8 fires at rates up to 4200 rounds per minute according to Wikipedia, which would make each bullet's cost around $300 at the cheapest, if taking the above number as truth. I think Tegyauto has misplaced a decimal point in there somewhere.

Well, a story on Deadspin is definitely the place to whine about Jezebel, that's for sure.

Which one?

No, they don't.

Baltimore Ravens: "The 15 year-old boy deeply regrets the role he played during the incidents."

"2-4-6-8! PERFECT AGE FOR A DATE!"

I hear Fast and Furious 73 and 74 are coming out in December and January, respectively.

Literally anything else? Webdings it is.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

OH GOD

Look, I understand the argument he's making here, but it's a false alternative

But really, it's about ethics in gaming journalism.

The Internet: Where "I do not agree with you" turns into "I will fucking murder your entire family".

As you read this, trillions of microscopic organisms inside your body are debating each other over whether microbiomic-climate-change is real... and if so, whether they have anything to do with it.