Brady’s militia is seizing the central telephone exchange and the radio station is being deejayed by Gronk all night

The happy ending surprised me too.

“Stealing my pussy? That’s a fucking red line!”

I laughed so hard at the side comment “Just press any button, they all do exactly the same thing.”

The people who normally believe every insane government conspiracy theory all uniformly believe Trump is on the up and up.

Well at least someone is gonna score today.

I agree. He didn’t get two feet down despite making a baseball move.

I was going to say that it’d be pretty stupid to lie about such an easily verifiable thing, but then I remembered that’s how you become President of the United States now.

We just collectively orgasmd over a made up word by the President and we’re supposed to act all normal now?

Putting a clock on baseball is as ridiculous as taking baseball managers out of their pajamas uniforms. I’m not great at analogies, but some things you just shouldn’t fuck with. Millenial attention span be damned please get off my lawn thank you.

He’s a fucking idiot if he didn’t anticipate this. Fuck him and his shitty team and any other ass who voted for that cunt.

During the course of the weekend, the protesters said they were engaged in peaceful protest, but they set up at least 2 roadblocks, illegally flew drones in the same airspace as a helicopter, and set up tents on private property. They have been arrested, but it is yet to be seen if they are convicted. They may all get…

I want to find a way to give this more stars, but I’m too frustrated.

This is what they were charged with:

Last two? The entire BB coaching tree has been awful once they leave the organization. And Houston is a coaching staff of Pats hand me downs. And they’re awful. I’ve come to believe it’s BB himself. I don’t know if it’s because Kraft was a smart enough owner to hand all control of the operations to BB but he continues…

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

Notice his movements; slow, careful and as precise as a bulky animal can get. He took the lid away to put it down on dirt away from where he knew it could be heard and summon trouble. He slowly pulled the bag out, maintaining balance so that the can would slide to the ground and make minimal noise, too.

Nope, it was Bjork and Mindy.

What I want to know is, what was the counterprogramming on Icelandic TV that drew 0.02% of viewers? Real Housewives of Reykjavik? Magnúsdóttir’s Anatomy? Law & Order: Fisheries Crime Taskforce?