Brady’s militia is seizing the central telephone exchange and the radio station is being deejayed by Gronk all night

The happy ending surprised me too.

“Stealing my pussy? That’s a fucking red line!”

I laughed so hard at the side comment “Just press any button, they all do exactly the same thing.”

The people who normally believe every insane government conspiracy theory all uniformly believe Trump is on the up and up.

“Has Everyone Forgotten What Star Trek Is Supposed to Be?”

Well at least someone is gonna score today.

So even at his best he was never as good of a fighter as those of the hand.

I agree. He didn’t get two feet down despite making a baseball move.

I was going to say that it’d be pretty stupid to lie about such an easily verifiable thing, but then I remembered that’s how you become President of the United States now.

We just collectively orgasmd over a made up word by the President and we’re supposed to act all normal now?

Except that (aside from him being in the movie, and being a source of technology) the “Iron Man exists” change isn’t actually super relevant.

Putting a clock on baseball is as ridiculous as taking baseball managers out of their pajamas uniforms. I’m not great at analogies, but some things you just shouldn’t fuck with. Millenial attention span be damned please get off my lawn thank you.

There has to be one exception in the multiverse, and he appears to be it!

All in life is suffering.

He’s more political than you think. He’s a big-time libertarian.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure he says as much... that she’s a bonus he’s going to take. I love his his vulnerable rambling to Burton and Wang after they’re first captured where he starts talking about having typical guy problems finding a girl and they just basically laugh at the guy. Cold!

I knew all that.

He’s a fucking idiot if he didn’t anticipate this. Fuck him and his shitty team and any other ass who voted for that cunt.