I think she was mildly disappointed he wasn't disfigured. She would have loved him disfigured but she was turned off by the weak mustache.

Honestly I didn't think the second interdimensional cable story was all that great in the cartoon.

If Beth wants closure she needs to commit her own murders.

I knew Dexter wasn't really a lumberjack!

I'm sure we will get at least one episode where Jerry is thriving and that the only way to save the multiverse is to turn Jerry back into a loser.

Then I'm going to change every outcome by observing it.

I believe Rick intentionally created a wolf that eats unemployment checks and a wind that says loser.

then quit watching and spare us your comment

I like to think that the moral of Rick and Morty is that children ruin their parents lives. Beth ruined Rick's life. Morty and Summer ruin Beth and Jerry's lives. Morty ruined Morty Jr's life and he wrote a tell all book…

did the boomy-boom blow up all your wordy-word books?

9 SEASON CHARACTER ARC

three times and he knows it's not them at fault.

I hope we see Jerk Jerry. He's been life's victim long enough.

Rick and Morty always hits too close to me. My dad's name is Jerry, he knocked mom up in high school and even though Titanic isn't his favorite movie…it is Mom's favorite.

Gravity Falls

so was that John Heard playing the piano at the end?

so they're talking about Michael Cera's character right? Andy and Lucy's son Wally Brando.

Let God be with you as you fap to murder

QUARRY WAS CANCELLED???

I know this is screwed up. But I think we're going to get a swerve and Audrey isn't Richard's parent…Johnny is. A nurse T.S. Garp'd Johnny and Richard is the result.