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Didn't he have a Butler named Spearmint or was that Deathstroke

He was in Lego Batman you dilettante

Marvel threatened to kill my family.

I'm sure the phrasing was intentional

He wears an awful lot of purple for a white guy.

He doesn't but the Martha Franklin version of Spider-Woman shows up. Batman is assembling all the Marthas he can find. Spider-Woman, No-Girl, the Lizard's wife Martha Conners.

I dated a girl named Amanda Wall. Like Waller she too could struck fear.

Thomas Jefferson's wife was also named Martha.

Bruce you need a Snickers. When you're hungry you dress up like a bat and tell everyone you are the night.

when it happened to me I just became a vampire with melanoma.

So he's a manbat not a batman.

He was Richie Rich. After a short life of drugs, debauchery and a threeway involving Wendy the Witch and Hot Stuff the little devil he overdosed on meth.

She bought Vail Colorado just so she could brag to Kim Basinger

why does everyone keep bringing Trump up as if he's relevant to the debate over the quality of Marvel and DC movies?

they have like 3 this movie.

She's a Manic Pixie Dream Girl meets battered wife with a dash of Daffy Duck.

jokes are designed to be funny. What happened?

one day Agents of SHIELD will be average and all those nay sayers will have to admit it doesn't completely suck. Someday.

Viola Davis as Amanda Waller is brilliant casting. She might not be the right weight but both actor and character have that don't fuck with me I've had a bad day vibe that they don't even have to express with words.

that's the exact way she's treated in the comics and cartoons. So it's respecting the source material.