Tweet of the year so far.

Good work! I did something similar (less dramatic), and even ran a marathon, started eating really fresh almost-vegan food, low-fat low-carb, good stuff. Then I got an inflexible and sedentary job (that I otherwlse really love!) with a long commute and I am relapsing four years later. It helps to read of people who…

That's incredibly impressive. Very good for you, sir/madam.

You hit the nail on the head it is about dedication and willpower. I have lost and gained the weight I lost back about 6 times, and the reason I gained it back each time was because I went

I started with just cutting back on extra helpings, garbage food etc etc and then taking walks for an hour or two. After I shed like 50lbs I ended up going to the gym for the long haul while still watching what I eat. Now after two years I'm down from 280 to 170-175 and maintaining for the most part.

Fact: Cameron Diaz's hair in The Holiday is the best Cameron Diaz hair of all time.

Benji just does nothing for me in a below-the-belt way, but apparently he's a really good dude. Cameron's dated and refrained from marrying some of the biggest assholes in entertainment, so I can kind of buy that this is a good decision on her part.

It almost makes me happy when these idiots run their mouthes, then I know for sure who to wipe from my brain.

Are you saying that Madden and Diaz got hitched after less than a month of engagement? I had a short dating-engagement-wedding path (not that short) but on the celebrity time frame that can only mean bad things.

They will probably mindfuck us all and name the baby "John Joseph" or something.

I never have understood the appeal of the Madden brothers, but if Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz are on board, there must be something.

i would say if boy: Artisanal chiseled abs

Sounds like the longest first date ever. Who can stand that much awkward silence for so long!?!?

My thoughts exactly. Going with a friend could be a blast. I don't care what any of these guys say they're looking to trade a vacation for sex and nothing can convince me otherwise.

The first story like this was maybe sort of fun, but I hope it doesn't really become a thing. Take your best friend! Take a sibling! Gift the trip to your parents! Literally do anything but be trapped on a trip with a stranger. That sounds like the opposite of a vacation to me.

This is either a decent romantic comedy* or a terrible slasher flick**.

"It's such a gross oversight on the part of production that I can only conclude it isn't an oversight at all. "

"So for me to pick up the phone, having not talked to you for five years, except for when we run into each other for a Cosby event— I feel that's not my place to do."

If possible Trump comes out of this looking like even more of a ballbag than usual.

Donald Trump epitomizes, both personally and as a media figure, the poisonous triumph of money over every other value, as well as the attitudes of blind entitlement and privilege that drive that triumph - it should come as no surprise that he would come down on the wrong side of this kind of discussion, and then…