First of all, fuck that woman. Sasha and Malia are intelligent, lovely young women who have grown from adorable little kids to surly teenagers in the fishbowl of the White House, a terrible ordeal for any young person to have to endure. And so far, they've handled it with great aplomb. I credit the President and First…

Yeah the "your parents are the President of the United States and the First Lady who worked at one of the top law firms in Chicago but you have no role models in your life and I feel bad for you" thing was gross.

Class, according to Elizabeth Lauten: 'The demeanor exhibited by Bush and Kennedy children while their parents' staff are hushing up their drunken escapades and various misbehaviors from the national media."

This is kind of what I was thinking. If this lady thinks POTUS and FLOTUS are bad role models, how fucked is the average black kid in her eyes?

I'll just copy and paste what I wrote on Gawker:

The children of presidents are always under incredible scrutiny, and yet the only thing the Obama daughters can be criticized for is not dressing formally to meet a TURKEY. Think about that for awhile, Ms. Lauten. Maybe it will actually sink in.

1) I hoped at first she meant the legal bar. But, no.

Dear Ms. Lauten: I get you're in an awful political party, but you're a part of Congress, try showing a little class.

this woman is stupid or something if she doesn't realize that those girls were wearing the exact clothes the white house thought they should be wearing for a public event. Casual, like most of America at their thankSgiving celebrations. If they were supposed to wear nicer clothes they would have been. Plus, they're…

"Random GOP asshole tries to slut shame teenage girls and we're the ones who are supposed to 'embarrassed'"?

I think they gave the pardoning a turkey ceremony exactly the amount of disinterest and disdain it required.

I always have a chuckle at people who passive aggressively take to social media to tell others they need to have more class.

For Christ's sake, Morgan, you NEVER make anything better.

You know what is demeaning to people who have been sexually assaulted? Not believing them.

My Egyptian Mau, Pixel, was perfectly fine with a leash. Perhaps because they are the oldest domesticated breed? Or maybe it was just because he simply wanted to be wherever I was, whether it was at school, in a car, on a plane, etc. On a plane I'd just unzip his carrier and stick my bare foot in it, and he'd wrap his…

Is it TMI to say that this post actually inspired me to masturbate? Because I just did and now I feel motivated to go load the dishwasher.

Not to mention, I have yet to find a better cure for insomnia. Just have a great orgasm and force yourself to roll over immediately after and you'll be asleep in no time.

ETA: Oh! And when writing a paper (I am working on a PhD), I always masturbate between drafts to clear my head so I can do another round of editing.…

I have a huge list of things I like to masturbate before partaking in, including but not limited to: job interviews, flights, big presentations, exams, first dates, holiday parties, and any long car ride. But I also like to masturbate for any old reason, like "I am nude and my vagina is there and I have 10 minutes to…

Why of Why would Martha support this sexual predator? I have always held a special place in my heart for her which is now turning dark and cold. Fuck that.

I think people who don't own cats see them as more aloof than they really are, because cats won't go meet human strangers that come into their house like dogs do (as a general rule).