I love how this is supposed to be a marraige-jeopardizing fight.

I really want their fight to be about someone constantly putting their shoes in the middle of the living room instead of in the shoe rack, or something else mundane. But it's probably about which unicorn they're going to save.

I agree with you!

Seriously. Can we just end the trend of women flapping their mouths about how other women look? Does it have anything to do with you, Bette Midler/Sinead O'Connor etc? No? Then stfu.

I think Angelina's right, that hat looks stupid. Get a new hat, Brad.

What is it about these aging divas that makes them start flapping their mouths about what younger performers do, say, and wear, and do they honestly think the subjects of their ire are even paying attention or give a fuck?

This happened to me (at the library) with To Kill A Mockingbird...To Kill A-Fucking Mockingbird. Are you kidding me? (1) It's dumb to segregate books to begin with, but (2) do not put To Kill A Mockingbird in the boys section. What the hell kind of dumbass thought that up?

Her superpower is Withering Disdain. GO MAGGIE GO.

Actually, all this man is suggesting is that Bill was in cahoots with a modeling agency to have sex with women; none of this supports or goes against allegations of rape. We all knew he was having sex with multiple women.

Yeah, I hear ya, but him actually having copies of the money orders is nice. Without much in the way of physical evidence it's been easy for Cosby to play to our culture's ideas about people being willing to say just about anything for a chance at a quick buck.

HEY EVERYBODY LOOK, A MAN IS SAYING IT SO YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW.

I love how the Golden looks around like, "One bite? What is this bullshit?"

One of my Great Danes grabbed the turkey carcass off the counter one Thanksgiving and ran laps around the house with it. I freaking love those big dummies.

Considering I know multiple humans who would happily eat a bowl of sugar cookie batter I don't think that example is THAT weird, lol.

Golden Retrievers are literally the garbage disposals of the dog world. They will eat anything and everything. One even ate the bowl of raw sugar cookie batter I set up on the counter...

Make your own celebration, and a more loving family of your own. My husband and I had families like yours. Now we love treating our kids like ballers when they come back home. Not to say that the fake naps aren't a little annoying, and that their continuing belief in The Trash Fairy isn't irritating. But it's possible…

OMG - the bowls. Did they look into my mom's brain or something?

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…

That SLAYS me. I think because it's so true! My MIL has this utterly psychotic need to assign blame to illnesses. It's always "you got me sick, she got you sick, dad got her sick, etc." This has totally rubbed off on my husband after hearing it his entire life. And it makes me fucking insane because they are GERMS and…

I don't know why but my favorite part is "And now it's a whole thing with Jean..."