Oh exactly.

+10000

I heart the "I've never been single!" people, I really do. How about being proud of helping a kid learn something, contributing to research, making art, or whatever the hell you can do that actually contributes to society. Imagine that.

Marriage makes for holy companionship though, even blessed by God! Much superior companionship, obviously. (Or so my fucking irritating religious relatives tell me.)

I like your mom.

My favorite thing ever is this kind of intimated notion that being married is more virtuous than being single. That I must do heroin and torture children and seduce husbands while draining all of my family's and society's resources in my spare time because I'm not devoting it to a spouse as part of a holy union.…

Is your plan to call us names until we capitulate, BTW? What is your endgame here?

And that's not true. You can buy Tylenol without ID. Some cough syrups, yeah they ID. Regular Tylenol, no.

Yeah, that's why "Lean In" is a best seller. Because no one cares about what feminists write.

And for the eight millionth time — stop claiming stuff that's blatantly untrue with and can be proven with a Google search. The New York Times covers feminism all the time. So do the London papers and the other top papers. The Wall Street Journal even does feminist issues in business. It does not get more mainstream…

I am such a bottom feeder. You're right. I'm an ugly, hairy lesbian, too. That's me. That's all of us Jezzies.

Was it a stripper who broke your heart?

Wrong again. Not even close. Look up the stats.

You just dodged the issue. Putting aside specifics, drugstores are full of medications even children can buy.

You also clearly know little about those feminists. For the 800th time, equal rights on paper does not equate to equal rights in reality.

Because you know nothing about history. Read Tom Jones, the first novel ever. You'll be like, "Hey, I know that guy! " and "Damn, my friend said something just like that last week."

And that's why you're here telling us all how wrong we are on a daily basis — because you don't care.

Good one! +100

Yep, I'm the uptight, irrational moron. Yes, we are all idiotic. At least you're smart though. Handy for us.