Eww. So disgusting. “If it’s news, we publish it.” But it’s not news, though. It’s not news that a guy who works for Conde Nast went to a male hooker. The part that’s news is the part about how Gawker Media helped an escort blackmail his client. I don’t know if what Gawker did is technically illegal; I sure hope so.…

Whooaaaaa, that’s ten kinds of terrible. Usually I am okay with it because they will have a defensible reason, like it’s a Republican congressman proposing anti-gay measures, that kind of thing. So what they’re really outing is the hypocrisy of a public figure. That does not bother me one bit.

It freaked me out. The only good news is the comments are about 98% negative. And hard negative.

The Jezzies are an awesome bunch. But the Jezzie bloggers are about to bend over backwards to defend this homophobic hit piece, just to keep the Conde Nast crew at bay.

Step One- Become a Drug Dealer.

Like, what did I just read? That is not only shitty, lowdown, and homophobic, Gawker just outed this guy using a dickface asshole who was trying to blackmail him. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

She’s bi though. I think the reaction is more about bi invisibility than about people assuming attractive women can’t be queer.

Wow, what the what? Evolution can’t exist because there hasn’t been enough crossbreeding? I don’t think there’s enough peyote in all of Arizona to make me understand that reasoning.

Like why can’t this just be accepted by everyone at this point? Don’t carry a gun in a purse. It’s obviously easier to steal and a child could get their hands on it. Just don’t do it.

Okay so I’m a lady with a CCW who has been tempted to purse carry in the past and can I just say for the record DO NOT FUCKING PURSE CARRY. Can’t wear your gun with that outfit but want to carry? Change your outfit. This could happen, someone can reach into your purse and accidentally discharge the weapon (like the…

Yeah it just seems like a terrible idea. In my purse I’ve managed to spill entire things of mineral makeup, break sunglasses, and somehow my water bottle always leaks no matter how tight I try to put the top on. I don’t own a gun but if I tried to carry one in my purse I’d accidentally shoot everyone around me while I…

I don’t trust people who don’t like pie. Like, you can prefer cake, but you can’t just not like pie.

And I hate baking but love eating! Crafting a friendship bracelet as we speak...

Oh yeah? Meet me at Reichenbach Falls. We’ll settle this like gentlepersons.

True fact: In the foggy memory banks of my brain, I had always associated Ida B. Wells with the civil rights movement of the mid-20th century, not the late 19th. When I clicked on the doodle this morning and began to read up on her, I was first chagrined to realize I hadn’t known much of anything about her...but then…

“Better whiskey and more of it” is my rallying cry, so I’m pretty sure Willard means me.

Also, could somebody point me in the direction of these so called ‘dark’ mobs? The ones filled with apparent drunken rapists of my precious white holiness? I have never seen or heard of one but they sure are terrifying according to mainstream thought.

This choice is money.