I simultaneously invented that term but I’m sure it’s a thing. Absolutely sure. Folks see a hole, they want to poke it. It’s as simple as that.

I’m lysdexic too.

Isn’t this more of a test of how long your arm is and how great a range of motion you have in your arm socket?

I love you Seize. Now more than ever.

#HugChallenge

OW. WHY. OW.

:(

I just tried this and almost threw my shoulder out (also relevant: got nowhere near my belly button). Kara, you will be receiving my lawsuit papers.

Somewhere, out there, a navel penetration fetishist is having a very good day.

Wrap your arms around yourself and hug yourself because you’re awesome.

Apropos name is apropos.

The one good thing is that the tag #thebellybuttonchallenge only has 49 posts associated with in on Instagram, so that’s a sign that we as humanity might have a chance.

How do you even turn your arm like that?!?

That’s not a- ALL HAIL THE HYPNO TOAD.

LOL that reminds me of Margaret Cho’s bit: “I’ve never been stopped by the police, but one time my Japanese friend and I were stopped by a group of kids who yelled, ‘Fucking Chinos ruin everything!’ We weren’t angry because we weren’t sure whether they were talking about us or the pants. See, they could have been…

Reminds me of Aziz Ansari’s “Racist Locksmith” bit.

My Aspie husband asks me “what does your face mean?!” multiple times a day. It’s become endearing to me. I have no clue what Menzel’s face means.

I don’t have Aspergers, and I have NO IDEA. Just a gpoy, I think.