Better break out the paint, cause those costumes are already outdated! Superman has red boots again.

Wow! That’s some “grade A” misogyny, right there! “Whaaaat? Your story features a woman as the main character?!?! Total SJW bs.” I mean, trolls gotta troll, but hot damn!

Yikes! Not that I’m not a total fan of Honey Dijon, but I had Backyard BBQ ranked first. I definitely can’t let my wife see this article, she won’t let me live this down.

Cool, but I was referencing the Logan movie and the fact that he was saying Logan’s best friend is a “bald magnet man”, implying Charles is Magneto in it. Unless I totally misread his statement. Doesn’t really matter, as he was probably just trolling comic nerds for his own sick pleasure, lol.

Gonna be “that guy” (even tho I can feel you trolling my comic book nerdiness), but his best friend isn’t a “bald magnet man”. His best friend (in “Logan” anyways) is a “bald, reads minds and makes things move and do stuff with his mind, man”. I’ve got to go now, they’re other articles and comments sections filled…

This is a sure sign of the “end times”. Sure, let’s build something loud, noisy, and bright inside of a...a movie theater? This monstrosity of a paradox is the kind of shit you show to a robot to have it self-destruct. On the plus side, this will be the perfect bunker when Skynet/Matrix finally

Hollywood Exec 1: “You know what this world needs? A modern remake of ‘Very Bad Things’!”

Nathan you tease! You called it “Nine Things To Do If You Can’t Play Zelda”, and so I clicked hoping I’d find the magical salve to ease my BotW-envy! Oh well, hope things turned out alright for you anyway. If not, I’m eagerly awaiting your follow up article, “How I Met My Jail Bae”.

“Along with South Park and Rick & Morty, McFarlane is making building sets for Steven Universe now.” - These are actual things? Where the hell have I been? This is gonna agrivate my “over-used wallet-itus”. (Sorry, the kid’s been watching Doc McStuffins).

Thank goodness someone else is doing a release of guardians. I couldn’t bring myself to drop the almost $200 on individual 3A figs. When it comes to the 3A figs, my “toy-heart” says “yes!”, but my “dad-mind” says “are you nuts?! We can’t be spending that kind of money on gratuitous crap!”.

Should’ve just rode right outta there, man!

Dude, nail on the head. Seriously, who does this type of stuff appeal to? Are there people who’s lives are so good, they need this kind of TV to make them “feel” something? Or does this make people feel better about their own shitty lives? Like, “Well my life sucks, but at least I’m not as bad off as Jack”? Must be…

Yeesh, it’s not like I’m siding with Ebert or anything like that :) Was honestly just very interested to read about Nathan’s deep introspection/self-reflection through a medium that most (myself included) use for escapism. I would play to forget, whereas he played to know.

It’s good that she can make light of the situation. Until Xmas rolls around and she only gets a CD and his VR rig gets the expensive necklace.....

All joking aside (whatever joking may have happened, or is yet to follow), it’s great that you’re seeking personal help. I find it very interesting how you are able to reflect on deep personal issues through the medium of videogames.

Not even going to bother debating your top 3. In what sick world does Majora’s Mask rate higher than OoT?!?! May the Hylian Goddesses grant you the clarity of the Triforce to see the error of your ways.

See, the paralysis itself being totally vulnerable and unable to move is disturbing, to say the least. But when this happens to me, I can’t breathe. I wake up, can’t move, can’t open my eyes, can’t make a noise, none of which is “pee my pants” time til I go to take a breath. It lasts for mere moments, can’t be more…

Hot take alert: Kelly Slater’s Pro Surfer was amazing and they never needed to do another surfing game for the rest of human existence.

I hope this doesn’t sound like I’m coming off like a dick, but this article makes it sound like you really, really need the expansion to drop 😆