Except for their “second amendment” rights.

One time I was in the middle seat, and fell asleep for a bit on the flight. As I came to, I realized oh, my wife fell asleep on the shoulder, how cute. Then I realized, wait, the stranger to my left has done the same! As she didn’t smell bad and wasn’t drooling I didn’t mind terribly, so I didn’t wake her. I spent a…

I’m actually not as opposed to ‘shopping photos of models as many people are, but photoshopping a photo of someone else in this way without their permission is disgusting. It’s the Jimmy Fallon show that should be giving an apology.

Gratitude? They made a deal, and he was very well compensated.

More importantly, why are we using chip and SIGNATURE? Stupidest thing in the world, to change to a new platform, and then still require the archaic signature. Now whenever I go abroad (mostly for work) even though my card works, the teller has to search for a pen, which they haven’t had to use in ages!

As ridiculous I think such a system is, it could possibly be used to allow turbines to be built in areas where the threat to endangered birds might otherwise exclude them.

Hmmm.

This actually strikes me as less creative that most code, including code that does “mundane” tasks.

“Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."

Hmm. I wonder why essentially every monitor and TV is “horizontal?"

I actually went after the outbreak was already over the news, but I stopped when they made their big proud annoucement about a food meeting at all stores... in over a month from then! That still hasn’t happened yet! Why the hell would I go there in the meantime?

Okay okay sergio, no SUV. How about an autonomous Ferrari instead!

I for one was hoping for motordopinggate.....pocaylpse.

“Further, it’s an offense to knowingly possess an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle’s passenger area in public, regardless of whether the vehicle is being operated, or is stopped or parked.”

You think it’s his right to point a gun at a person next to him at a stoplight?

Hey maan, I told you I don’t get art.

Wut? Strip what gears? You’re just trying to get an edge on your competitors, not set a land-speed record.

Well, the only alternative if you still want to have professional sport is have the fans pay more to see it on TV, or have the fans pay more to see it live. I for one would much prefer that they’re simply still allowed to ride their own bikes.

It’s better than the Picasso Sculpture exhibit they currently have inside.

This reminds me of the time I saw an article damming the xbox one for how much power it uses while idling (so that you can use voice commands to turn it on, and have it turn on faster). At the bottom of the article, after some scary charts, is where they had the shocking reveal that it uses a whopping 17 watts while…