This seems like a “how can I most effectively play into 2nd amendment enthusiast’s worst fears and further undermine any increased gun legislation.”

I thought the same thing, but I still think the map is cool. Long-distance plane + parachute will get you anywhere on earth in less than a day!

Don’t you mean the wait is just beginning, if these are pre-orders?

He can dry his tears with his $4 billion.

I had the misfortune of seeing this film when I was about seven (it terrified me). When my parents announced three years later that we were going on a cruise, abject horror was not the reaction they expected from me.

Complain about the acting all you want, but as you say Anakin’s descent made complete sense. Maybe Ren's does too, but I really don't see why everyone is raving that this one is so much more convincing (yet).

Japan is TEN times more densly populated that the US. There may be other factors, but this one alone is huge.

Pray tell, how many slogans for personal video recorders have you seen in your day?

I’m sure plenty of people would say the same about where you live!

Except that would be contrary to any reasonable city’s goal of reducing driving.

“He still might, but it took Vader three movies. I would hope they don’t track the original trilogy storyline that closely.”

It's only a spoiler if you were expecting that *everyone* dies.

Banning bike’s without one single handlebar seems like a really convoluted way to achieve what I assume they really want, which is keeping the speeds down to a more “reasonable” level.

Are you kidding me? You think that cyclists should wear helmets so that they don’t negatively affect motorists’ insurance rates? How about motorists stop hitting cyclists?

I find it even more alarming that he convinced at least eight friends that this was a good idea.

Well, if it’s actually a spoiler, now you’re the only one with a spoiler!

I enjoyed it when someone smoked next to me in Northern China, because it literally smelt better than the air we were breathing.

okay.... eliminated 95% of the global population and destroy civilization as we know it?

All of the time was certainly an overstatement on my part. More appropriate would have been “this has happened before.”

It'll leave plenty of gizmos so long as any humans survive. It wasn't until near the end of WWII that anyone had the power to destroy literally all human life on earth.