I have never in my life been given anything by a massage therapist beyond a bottle of water.

Very neat! Would you say it mattered what you wore,or did that only apply to the celebrities? And did they actually mingle,or did they just show up,hang with their cliques and handlers,and slink off to their after parties?

In my case, date someone who gets invited to the Met Gala.

Uh, no. It isn’t fine. It’s creepy. They’re ACTORS. No part of them is the part they play, because it’s a Jesus-Christing job. It’s also totally one-sided. John has moved on completely, for evidence, see that he is absolutely capable of doing a single interview without mentioning Jenna Fischer and The Office. Jenna…

“John and I have real chemistry,” she told a caller. “There’s like a real part of me that is Pam and a real part of him that’s Jim. And those parts of us were genuinely in love with one another.”

Man, I don’t know. The one time she made some comment about how they were “really in love” or something (I don’t remember the exact words) and Krasinski shut her down pretty quick, though very nicely, I started wondering if Emily and John both know that she wants to be with him but they politely tolerate her for…

People always make fun of how intense she is about Jim, but I think it’s kind of funny and cute, and insinuations that she wants to bang John Krasinski are silly to me. She is obviously friends with both John and Emily, so I’m sure they get her.

Not near Perry at all. It’s a simple, shallow pop song. I get why someone doesn’t like it, but does it require a critical take down? Ora’s catalogue isn’t much to talk about anyways. It seems like she and her team trying to rally up some social media arguments and clicks by make this into something controversial.

Okay, so. I have listened to this song one (1) time but the lyrics seem nowhere near as male gazey as Katy Perry’s cherry chapstick bullshit.

The effortless diversity of Brooklyn 99 is one of the main reasons it shouldn’t be cancelled. Reading Stephanie Beatriz’s story of crying when she found out Melissa Fumero had been cast before her because she thought that meant she didn’t get the part since obviously the show would only cast a single Latina, and then…

The show has definitely still had good episodes! But overall quality has taken a nosedive because when you remove all internal conflict in an comedy ensemble show, you have to make all conflict external... and since you’re five seasons in, most of the realistic external conflict has already been done and you end up…

Nobody has even shown up in full Virgin Mary garb yet. I doubt anyone will even dig deep down enough to find St. Agatha or St. Gertrude and show up with cats on leashes.

Can’t wait to see what Rihanna is wearing, because it’s going to be freaking awesome.

All of these dresses are hella boring. This is middle of the road awards show, not Met Gala.

No excuse for her comments.

Roseanne suffers from mental illness. She has admitted this. She used to be a proponent of women’s rights and the rights of the people. Now she backs Trump.

Seems to me that Rosanne is trying to ride Stormy’s coat-tales to fame.

Oh lord have mercy, if parents were legally barred from making one god damn cent off their kids, all of this shit would be over in an instant.

If she’s 9 isn’t she in violation of the terms of service for basically all the sites shes using?

He takes his responsibility as a cultural trans ambassador seriously (he says he has come to “delight” in this)