The inescapable proliferation of LED headlights (in place of the traditional halogen lamps) bc they’re cheaper (HA HA HA - more on that in a sec) and ridiculously bright.

My real crisis is finding a decent filter for my showerhead, to remove all the wretched chlorine in our water. They’re all so heavy and/or crap out and start to leak within a year. I don’t understand why more showerhead manufacturers don’t try to work this tech directly into the showerhead.

My real crisis is finding a decent filter for my showerhead, to remove all the wretched chlorine in our water.…

Pressuring someone to imbibe when they don’t want to is never okay.

Ah, thank you - I was like “oatmeal, wtf?” Dosi-Do’s are what you eat when the Tagalongs are all gone, to comfort yourself.

Jaws is a FUN movie! And 6 year old me was a little marine biology nerd who already knew the premise was implausible.

Plus, you’re eating the physical manifestation of an animal’s fear!

Nah. It’s less than eight feet. All you need are a couple of gym mats, which are about an inch thick and pretty dense. Climbing is actually pretty hard. This would be a solid bit of exercise.

I wonder who wins in terms of sanitation? Bottles are completely covered by caps that have to be removed, but cans can collect dust and grime directly on the rim that come into contact with your mouth.

I hated rye bread until I finally made my own and omitted the carroway. *Amazing!*

YEEEEEEEAH! Clamdiggers for the WIN!

Ugh. I am so disappointed in America right now.

It’s herbaceous and lovely and it makes the gin *purple.*

I’ve lived in California my whole life and I’ve never been in a Starbucks, Peet’s, Kean’s, or any other coffee establishment I can think of that does not post this warning. It’s a byproduct of the process - we’ve known this for YEARS. I’m not sure who this is meant to affect.

Dear Starbucks - If you really want to capitalize on the fact that the world is full of fool children who think Instagram-famous is a legitimate ambition, focus your marketing on the basic fact that EVERY DRINK THAT LEAVES YOUR STORE IS A CUSTOM ORDER. Let the kids invent their OWN nonsense on your behalf and get your…

The first person to expose me to the use of the word “Canadians” as code for black people was a Puerto Rican coworker who was also a avid NRA member and Trump voter. He’s a supervisor and was making a “joke” about people he’d prefer not to hire.

The whole point of incessantly reinforcing the idea that “rich people are evil” is to discourage upward mobility, and keep the masses in line. The idea feeds on insecurities and fears of social isolation that every person inherently has. “Don’t go out for the promotion” “Don’t take that higher-paying job” “Don’t try…

94, though? He probably didn’t even know today was Thursday. I certainly wouldn’t tell him *this* was going on.

Unless tin whiskers are real, which they are, and the brake pedal caused the car to accelerate.

I was actually rolling in bumper-to-bumper traffic (8AM, headed to work). By “rolling” I mean “releasing the brake pedal to allow the car to roll forward and pressing down on the brake again, to stop the car.” Not all cars have torque converters allowing them to operate like this, which is why I think so many people…

In this situation, the poor human might finally have some leverage over the monster automobile company.