“Some people think it’s weird or uncouth when I do normal things, but people who actually think things like Ew, why is Anna Kendrick buying toilet paper, doesn’t she have an assistant or something? are the same people who would think, She has an assistant buy her toilet paper? She’s worse than a terrorist. So those…

Is there someone I can speak to about the nightmares I’m going to have after looking at the above picture of the woman is who currently Nicole Kidman?

BUT THE INTERIOR! 😝

I thought my grandmother invented “dog food cookies.” Every time I see a recipe on Pinterest for “No Bake Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies” I get irrationally annoyed. USE THEIR PROPER NAME! AND STOP OMITTING THE PEANUT BUTTER!

How long do you think we’ll have to wait before we DO get bridge-free, full-spectrum bulbs tho? I have an Echo Dot, but I’m sort of dawdling on lights until the tech “outgrows” this whole bridge thing.

How long do you think we’ll have to wait before we DO get bridge-free, full-spectrum bulbs tho? I have an Echo Dot,…

I hear and obey!

Yeah, they’re uhm, territorial.

And they can’t even swim. [Source]

And the limited understanding of the public. Voyager 1 is still operational and sending back data 35 years later because it’s running on nuclear power. But the average person’s understanding of nuclear power only includes Homer Simpson Bikini Atol, Chernobyl, Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Jim Lentz would not even look up from his fucking newspaper over a single fatality. This is callow journalism.

Hahahaha! I bought an Echo Dot a couple months ago. I don’t love it. I feel like I’m still beating it into shape.

School is important, for the knowledge, discipline, and sense of having completed an objective that it provides but I agree with you that’s it’s not everything. Social skills are vitally important in the adult world. It doesn’t matter how right you about a topic if no one respects you enough to listen you to speak.

Yeah, that’s a little sad. If you can’t be magnanimous about little things like cake flavor for SOMEONE ELSE, you clearly have some problems in your life.

But when Office or Facility Management is recognized as a proper job, a methodology can be developed. For example, Office Birthdays:

Hey, the only reason I spent ten minutes cleaning the break room toaster last month is because I picked it out, bought, and expensed it.

The best part is when that person gets all huffy and decides to “quit helping.” EVERYONE immediately notices the sudden absence of birthday cake and now they all feel slighted. “What exactly do you do here, again?” starts up because - let’s all say it together! - “Helping” is not a job.

Make sure you’re formally responsible for those job duties. If they’re not on your current job description, you should have a little chat with your boss about an increase and the “added responsibilities” you’ve taken on. As a receptionist/admin assistant, it is your job to manage the resources (such as the conference…

Yeah, Musk’s A.I. is already working on this problem. The best possible solution to infrastructure problems is to fix the damned infrastructure, but that’s too expensive and socially disruptive to actually be feasible.

Who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?