Verily.

Children under the age of 12 should not be allowed in the store.

If someone isvat the level of stupid where they’ll tick a box adding $5k to a $75k car without actually reading the description underneath it I really cannot help them. Full self-drive is very clearly a different feature (w an additional $ amount to add).

EX-wife...

Oh, I didn’t see that yet, I guess. That IS strange...

I still respect you. ;)

Look up and to the left of this screen. You’ll see you’re still in Jalopnik. The Jalop post has just been cross-posted to Giz - all Kinja feeds do this where relevant interests coincide. It’s the one thing Kinja does well, actually. This couldn’t be a more perfect example as Telsa is a tech company that manufactures…

Came down here for this. +1! I prefer Tia Maria to Kahlua, though. Bailey’s and Grand Marnier are also good options.

This is the only book I would burden you with (and my go-to baby shower gift): https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1594745978/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Except that Tesla isn’t a car company. Car companies don’t also sell roofs made of solar panels or battery packs that power entire zip codes. People are culty about this bc Musk is creating a much, much bigger paradigm shift than popularizing electric cars. His long game is to get us riding in *spaceships*. The car…

This is the correct take. Trump does the same thing (cheap shots, bullying, etc.). Weak tactics meant to appeal to weak people.

No Admin on this? That’s unfortunate, if true. It’s never really a proper community without some sort of governance.

I saw 12 Teslas while driving yesterday (commute, errands, etc.) and one of these was a Model 3. It’s a functioning car and consumers are out there, driving around in them. That’s real.

Yes, a properly waxed car is the answer. When something truly horrifying has occurred, I use Scrubbing Bubbles, followed immediately by Turtle Wax.

Seeing is believing. :-)

I’m so fucking tired of death laser headlights. This shit just needs to be illegal. I was sitting in the parking lot of my office the other night, trying to answer a message on my phone and a fucking Audi (perpendicular to me and about 30' away) was literally filling my car with blinding white light. It hurt to look…

They’re called stretch goals.

where are the knives? Where are the spices? The cast iron covered roasters? The exquisite solid copper pots?

Well yeah, but still - Look at it. It looks like it holds about 25 clowns.

I prooooobably spend too much time in my “play clothes,” To be perfectly honest. They include: