And that, Honestly, He Just Feels Bad for Them.

I would also like to propose that

(You can read ‘em on Chrome if you paste the URL into an incognito window, I’ve heard :))

Still convinced they’ll ultimately never see the light of day. And are actually a sophisticated money laundering scheme. Or something.

Definitely, I didn’t think of that. Totally possible.

So this guy thinks the offense is being photographed in blackface, not the blackface itself?

Btw, $10 he’s KKK guy.

It’s kinda weird to me that the window of activity that now seems to most interest the NBA enthusiast is not “right now” or “tonight’s game” or “this season” but some varied spot in the future, between tracking traded draft picks, roster machinations, trade requests.

Wait don’t you have to absorb some punishment and actually injure yourself to pull this off? I’ve dived harder onto the couch than that guy hit the deck.

Wow. This was like, aggressively bad.

You’ve made 33 posts sticking up for Pete Davidson on AVClub in the last 48 hours. I just counted.

I’m well aware Pete Davidson has been doing stand-up for a long time. I’ve worked in the NYC stand-up scene extensively, so I actually didn’t need an dumbshit Pete Davidson stan on the internet to inform me of that, and certainly knew who he was before you did.

Wow you’re a really big Pete Davidson fan.

Ohhhh so you didn’t understand what you were responding to. Got it. Now I get why it made no fucking sense.

He posted a gofundme link to the woman who got shorted $50k around a month ago. The gall to do something like that is breathtaking—outsourcing paying back the theft of money from someone that he was directly complicit in, while also trying to bank some of the goodwill inherent in the story after someone else created…

What the fuck are you talking about?

I think its because comic books mean fucking nothing to him, so as soon as he saw himself on a big screen unburdened with being constitutionally blown away by the sight of Batman on-screen, saw himself in a stupid mask looking obviously uncomfortable and thought “how do I get out of this?”

I’m all about the bike for cardio. My poor knees.

Yeah someone’s suggestion of “UGG SALESMAN” would have worked better, I think. Dropping the c-word was bound to get him a reprimand. It is a half-step too bold.

We take sports way, way, way too far in this country (he said, scrolling through Deadspin).

“Ceaseless Internet Headline Subject: The Movie”